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13 October, 2005
MICHAEL OWEN MADE ENGLAND CAPTAIN

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Amusing, to say the least. Backing up our recent report that Michael Owen and Jonny Wilkinson are, in fact, the same person; we learn that MICHAEL OWEN HAS BEEN MADE CAPTAIN OF THE ENGLAND FOOTBALL SIDE!

OF COURSE HE IS ! Why wouldn't he be?

God, can it be more obvious? I mean, they've already made it easier for HIM (Wilkowen) to continue the Owen/Wilkinson charade by having Real Madrid "sell" Michael Owen to Newcastle Football Club - the same town that "Jonny Wilkinson" plays rugby. It seems that moving the "two of them" to the same town and letting them "both" wear number 10 jerseys is not easy enough for Wilkowen to make-pretend.


Who am I?

Sadly, David Beckham has been roped into the charade as well. He was given a red card this last weekend. This was obviously to facilitate Michael Owen being made captain of the England football side. Is this really necessary, just to help Wilkowen maintain both guises? Must the nation suffer, just because ONE MAN is too talented to play just one sport? I'm sure he can remember that he is only the captain of England Rugby? SURELY when he plays for the SAME town, with the SAME gorgeous face and the SAME number, he can remember just this one thing? Noooooo! That's not enough for Wilkowen! Noooo! I'm just being a little spoilt brat! I don't want to have to remember anything! I just want ONE number! I want just ONE club! I want to look the same! I want to be the captain of EVERYTHING!

Pathetic! And selfish.

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