Josie Maran
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She's been in a Backstreet Boys music video, countless Sports Illustrated issues and even featured in the EA Sports video game, Need For Speed. Yup, Josie Maran is pretty cool. So cool, in fact, that she once uttered these words on Jimmy Kimmel's show:

"I don't believe in marriage. I just don't think it's necessary in this day and age. I just think if you need to get married, then you're already distrusting the person. Why do you have to sign something to show your love? You just love, everyday."

Somehow I don't think ALL of our readers agree with that quote..

Anyway, let's have a look at this little live wire.

Click Josie to lose Oregan (NSFW)

Absolutely superb.

JUST right, in fact!


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Cynthia Mouran
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I don't know who she is, but she looks pretty acceptable for Tuesday Tabs. This would actually be a great opportunity for those of you out there that haven't quite grasped the concept of Google. Click here to see the results if you had gone to Google and typed in her name. Pretty impressive, huh?

I'll tell you what is more impressive.

Click pic to remove prick.

Cinthia Mouran - Tuesday Tabs #89

I'm fine with that. Absolutely fine!

Thanks, my love.


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Iman
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In accordance with our fancy free nature, we are keeping it within the African continent and today's Tuesday Tabs features non other than the wife of The Thin White Duke.

Iman!

(Born in Somalia, you'll be interested to know).

Iman
Once again showing how diverse and multi-cultural 2oceansvibe is.
Especially when it comes to supermodels.

Good heavens! They certainly do defy gravity, those guys. They just seem so happy to be there.

Like... BAM! Here we are! Good to see you! Where are the snacks?

Space Oddity indeed!


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Tricia Helfer
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I actually wanted to get a model of darker hue for today's Tuesday Tabs, but then I stumbled upon Tricia Helfer and I was like, whoa! Take it easy, baby! She is an accomplished model (won Ford Model's Supermodel of the World in 1992) and is currently signed with Trump Model Management. Trish has also starred in movies and is most well-known for her role as Number Six in Battlestar Gallactica. Awesome. Let's have a squizz at this little dynamo.

Tricia Helfer joins Tuesday Tabs

I'm fine with that.

Good work, Trish.

Can you make some snacks please, babba? Sorry, Daddy is in a meeting..

x


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Melissa Keller
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And a warm welcome to Melissa! Thanks for joining us.

For those of you who don't know, Melissa has modelled for a number of publications and brands, not least of which include Revlon and the US Sports Illustrated. Nice. Melissa has also appeared on the hit TV show Entourage, as well as the Jack Nicholson "vehicle," Something's Gotta Give. Good work, angel.

Now, on a far more serious note, let's get a visual overview of Melissa.

Click image to enlarge NSFW version

Very nice. Seriously, I'm very impressed! They have a lot of charm and aren't trying to be something they're not.

What a great turnout.

I think I speak for everyone when I say well done, Melissa.


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Kim Lemanton
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I should have called this Tuesday Tab, as you'll notice the one is hiding. It's fine though - we get the idea. And we like it.

Click Kim Lemanton for NSFW pic:

Kim Lemanton
Height 173cm
Bust 34
Waist 61
Hips 86

Ja, look, that's tidy..

That's pretty close to perfection, right there. (Given that the other one is the same - no surprises, thanks).

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Keeley Hazel is going nowhere
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Keeley Hazel is probably the first woman in the world to be featured on the 2oceansvibe Tuesday Tabs three times. Thrice. Does anyone actually SAY "thrice?" Some people, believe it or not, don't know what the word means, so it would be a waste of time using the word in the first place. You save yourself a number of seconds saying "three times," instead of saying "thrice" and then having to deal with explaining to the person what it means. Do that enough times in a day and you're looking at an extra minute "me time" at the end of the day.

Keeley Hazel has, thus far, featured as Tuesday Tabs #13 and #21. You'll remember #13 included a little sex tape of our girl. What a great start! And look at her now- all grown up! We're so proud of her we thought we'd give you TWO Tuesday Tabs pics of her.

Click for bigger pics.

Hating that!

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Anna Huber
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It's quite weird; I never really know what day of the week it is, but I can generally feel when it is time for Tuesday Tabs. When you've done them every week for the last 83 weeks, you just kind of know. They've been late in the past and I have lied to you and put them up on a Wednesday, and then made the date look like it was a Tuesday. But that was when I was being evil and I apologised at the time, I'm sure. But I'm pure at the moment and can confirm that this IS being done on a Tuesday night - 19h00 to be exact.

This is for you. Her name is Anna Huber (no relation) and she is from "Vienna."

What a coincidence - my folks live in Australia!

Anna Huber - good

Now those tabs are JUST RIGHT. This is what guys mean when they're cupping their hands in mid-air, trying to explain to you, "you know when they're JUST RIGHT?"

This is what they're talking about.

Nice, Anna, you've done well. Welcome aboard.


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Lily Allen
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British singer/songwriter, Lily Allen, joins us today for the eighty-second weekly Tuesday Tabs screening. Thank you for joining us, Lily.

Clearly a sport lover, Lily seems more than fine to get her bee stings out.

Click pic, as all is revealed.

I can't comment FULLY on that. I have seen a few other angles and just cannot decide whether I'm impressed or not.

Let's just say, "the jury is yet to decide."


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Eva Mendes
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Recently out of rehab, it is nice to see Eva Mendes is doing the right thing and stripping for Italiano Vogue magazine. And she did okay, I suppose. A lot of people get very excited about the idea of Eva Mendes with her guys out, but I don't really have that same desire. She's just never done it for me. Look, I probably wouldn't say no, but I'm not tearing down the walls to get to the prize.

Her Wikipedia page is a classic. Born of Cuban descent, her parents divorced when she was XYZ and her mother "suffered" trying to provide for her and blah blah blah, whatever... get them out already!

Click pic to enlarge (two pics on the following page):

Nice.

Fine. I suppose.


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2008 Playboy Playmate of the year - Jayde Nicole
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Well this chick is just going to fall over backwards when she finds out that she is not only the Playboy Playmate of the year, but ALSO this week's Tuesday Tabs feature on 2oceansvibe! Christ, what a year!

I must say, I really pushed the boat out this week - both boy and girl readers will be very pleased with this one. Do be careful upon opening this in the office, as I have included a little treat of sorts..

Click pic for a nice vibe.

Jayde Nicole
2008 Playboy Playmate of the year

Mnandi.


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The Cruz Factor returns
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Well lookie here, Penelope Cruz is back after 68 weeks! What a feeling it must be for her to be back after over a year! G-Man must be terribly excited, what with his fetish for the Spanish actress, who's real name is in fact Penelope Cruz Sanchez (no relation).

This week we bring you a still pic from her new flick, Elegy.

Sounds awesome.

Click pic for clearer view.

Hmm. Ja. I think the jury is still out on that one. Or, more to the point, those two.

Oh, I nearly forgot - you can see a couple of videos of that scene from the actual movie here.

Mmm, you liked that, didn't you? I'll show you something even more exciting - this weeks PlayEuroMillions Lottery is sitting at $62 million. Yup, that's right. It's basically HALF A BILLION RAND!

Are you fucking KIDDING me?!

Click here to go get it!


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Mischa Barton comes to the party
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We don't make obvious jokes, here at 2oceansvibe; preferring CLEVER jokes... sophisticated jokes. It is for that exact reason that we will refrain from making any lewd "ring" jokes to do with the fact that this topless scene comes from Mischa Barton's new movie, Closing the Ring.

I'm not kidding - that's what it's called.

Click image for NSFW image of Mischa Barton's Tuesday Tabs.

Mischa Barton, Closing the Ring

I'm quite pleased with her form. They're a great size. Great shape. Very comfortable. Good work, Misch kebab!

It wouldn't be fair to not tell you about the video of this scene being available on the internet. So I'll tell you. It's available on the internet. If you want to see it, click the link on the "i" of "2oceansvibe," below.


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Eva Herzigova pops her head in again
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Not many girls have made such an impact to warrant a second look on Tuesday Tabs, but Eva Herzigova really does have something special. In fact I made up a saying that explains this quite well - it goes "one good turn deserves another." Not bad, hey? I made it up after seeing two supermodels in a row.

Click this pic to see Eva more clearly.

Eva rustles up some lunch at the French villa

I'm fine with that.

That's the kind of stuff you'll see in the kitchen at the villa in France. That's after she climbs out the back of the chauffeur driven S-Class which fetched us from the airport where we landed in one of the private jets I picked up from FUTURE EXOTICS in Cape Town.

Now THOSE guys have some nice toys!

They're the guys who brought you FutureFin. Remember them? They're the guys that made it easier for you to buy Ferrari's and other supercars. Our kind of people!
 

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Sisters are doing it for themselves
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Mac J wrote in asking for a "sister" to be featured again on Tuesday Tabs, noting that I would be surprised at the level of readership among our brothers. Fair point, Mac J. But let's not be selfish - why should it only be you that gets to enjoy a bit of Moca? Trust me, there is a bit of jungle fever out there.

We're all God's children - let's share nicely.

Quietly click Davina Mulimbi with me..

Ow, SHAIYA Divina!


thanks mac
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Happy birthday, Charlie!
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I often laugh on a Tuesday when I realise it's getting late and I still haven't put up Tuesday Tabs. I couldn't IMAGINE those of you at your desks having to leave work at 17h00 without your Tuesday fix. So on some Tuesdays, like today, I can be seen in a mad scramble looking for topless women on my hard drive and the internet. And the clock is ticking. And then I find some. But then I get fussy. Then I decide that today I want a brunette. And so it goes on - this mad FRENZY to urgently publish the photograph of a topless woman on the internet (made all the more ridiculous with these pink shades on). Hysterical.

And so, today, I give you Peta Todd (no relation). You will be flummoxed when I tell you that Peta, here, is sporting a real pair. Yup, that's right - those puppies are genuine.

Peta Todd - the real deal

How do I know?

Well, let me introduce you to something I stumbled upon whilst researching the history of time. It's called Zoo Magazine's top 100 Real Boobs.

Hey, no problem whatsoever. Nah! Seriously! Don't mention it.


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Elisabetta Canalis
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My God, Cape Town is experiencing what could only be described as a SCHTOINKER today! It's about 34 degrees and there is not a breath of wind - not a helluva lot of work is being done. Especially since yesterday was Monday and today is April Fool's day. That's all the excuse Capetonians need, to take it easy.

"Hey, bru, I was like worried I'd get like an April Fool's virus on my computer so I like didn't turn it on and just stayed at home smoking zok. You know, just in case, bru..."

Good one.

And not a bad idea either, as Eskom have, JUST THIS VERY MINUTE, turned off all the power. Nice one! The thing is, with Eskom, it's not an April Fool's joke. No no, this is just your basic fuck up...

Which brings us to Elisabetta Canalis, Italian model and actress, who shows us what she would be doing in weather like this...
  

Elisabetta Canalis - a full mouth

Jeez, those are pretty good tabs, I must say.

Good size.

Nice consistency.

Jaunty.

Good effort.


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Audrina Patridge! Who?
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Those of you who watch The Hills on television will be aware of a chick by the name of Audrina Patridge. Not? Me neither - I've never watched it, nor have I heard of her. But what I CAN tell you is that God took off a whole afternoon to design her tabs. For a guy that takes about a millisecond to create an entire human being, you can IMAGINE the kind of minute detail he went into.

I like it when he decides to give us a little treat every now and then. He's very naughty like that!

Let's have a look at his work (NSFW).
 

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Fine!


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For Mantis
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And welcome to another Tuesday Tabs! Keeping with the current theme of cheating spouses (ow shaiya Spitzer) and marriages falling apart (ow shaiya McCartney), I thought it pertinent to feature someone who boned a married man and nearly wrecked a marriage - Rebecca Loos - the woman who nearly brought down the House of Beckham.

Fair enough - let's face it, she's packing!

I can understand David Beckham's vibe. He probably came home from a hard day of training and had Victowia on the phone, WHINGING about some fashion show that he HAD to attend, even though he didn't feel like it. Then the Spanish personal assistant walked into the room and that was that. It was bad timing on her part - that's all.

"Ok, honey. I apologise. Yeah. Aha. no, really, I'm sorry.... it's my fault. No, I mean it. I apologise..."

[click]

BANG! Loos is bent over the table like main course.

"Oh, Mr. Beckham! We shouldn't be doing this! Tee hee!" As she holds his ass with her one hand and sms's her mates with the other.

It's just bad timing.

Chicks shouldn't moan to their hubbies and boyfriends on the phone. 'Cos they don't know where he is or what's around him at the time. It's a fuck-you mechanism and the only way to avoid it is for chicks to NEVER EVER whinge on the phone.

Seriously.

Never.

Ever.


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Madonna
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Wow, what a fun day! If anyone out there wants to make a fortune, open a shop that sells coat stands and trestle tables. I was looking for a trestle table a while back and the only place that had them was Loft Living (Top of Kloof Street). I found that out having already penned my suicide note - minutes away from blowing my head off. Well done Loft Living. The two trestle tables are now proudly featured in the 2oceansvibe Show Studio.

The last two days has been all about the coat stand. There are none in Cape Town. And DESCRIBING to shop assistants over the phone about what you MEAN by a "coat stand" is like drawing blood from a fucking stone!

"A coast man?"

"No, no, a COAT.... STAND!"

"A coke stand?!"

"Yes! A Coke Stand. I want a coke stand! NO YOU FUCKING TOOL! NOT A COKE STAND! COAT!. A COAT. LIKE A JACKET! A FUCKING ANORAK. CHRIST! Where are you FROM?!"

Needless to say Tafelberg Furnishers got the brief completely wrong and when I got there it was so close, yet SO FAR! I can only compare it to mistaking a weber for a microwave.

I found a coat stand. A metal one. At the antique store opposite Loft Living.

I bought it.

Christ, I wasn't going to risk never finding one again!

That has absolutely nothing to do with today's Tuesday Tabs choice - Madonna!

Not a very recent shot - but Madonna, nonetheless

Ja, I'll show you a fucking coat stand..
 

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Marion Cotillard
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Yup, you heard me - Marion Cotillard. She's that French bird who won the Oscar for Best Actress. And so she bloody well should - with a rack like this. Enjoy it - from one of her earlier movies.

el vino did flow!

A solid performance. I'm very happy with those. In fact I know someone with virtually exactly the same tabs. You know who you are, baby. And I tell you what, they're stunning when upright.

Oh, here's a little treat for you - CLICK HERE for the video of the above pic. You'll find it includes a little bit more. It goes "downtown" if you know what I mean.

I'd also like to take this opporunity to say to the girls that the bit shown in the video is what I mean by a "bit of bush" - bring it back, girls - just a bit.


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Marisa Miller
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Allow me to introduce you to this year's US Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition cover girl. Marisa Miller!

What a lovely young girl! And you can tell by the photo that she is incredibly down to earth. We'd work well together - as long as she can chill the fuck out and read some magazines on the sofa whilst daddy does some work.

In order for our little babba to be a part of the Tuesday Tabs phenomenon, she is going to have to take those puppies out. That is why we managed to get hold of this earlier shot of the angel.

Click pic for NSFW image

Nice. Happy Tuesday, people.


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Lindsay Lohan comes to the party
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New York Magazine have launched a new issue with a new article with new naked photos of Lindsay Lohan - PERFECTLY timed for this week's Tuesday Tabs! I know, it's like everyone's heart is beating like a drum and it's lost, and it's looking for a rhythm like 2oceansvibe!

Apparently these pics were recreation of a famous set of pics of Marilyn Monroe. This is what New York magazine had to say:

In 1962, photographer Bert Stern shot a series of photos of Marilyn Monroe that have collectively come to be known as “The Last Sitting.” Taken during several boozy sessions at the Hotel Bel-Air, the photographs are arguably the most famous images ever captured of America’s most famous actress: Monroe, sleepy-eyed and naked, sips from a Champagne glass, enacts a fan dance of sorts with various diaphanous scarves, romps with erotic playfulness on a bed of white linens. Six weeks after she had posed, Monroe was found dead of an apparent barbiturate overdose.

Umm, ja - very spicy, if you ask me. Marilyn wasn't a ginger and had fewer freckles. Her tits are also 17 times the size of Marilyn's.

Either way, we've finally got a candid view of LL's tabs.

Click pics to remove lurker.

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Anine Bing
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Well here's a breath of fresh air! What do we have here!

Its name is Anine Bing and it looks like LOADS of fun!

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It seems we are a glamour model who featured in US Playboy a couple years ago (May, 2006, pg. 48) and we also used to bone Jim Carrey. I don't know when that was, but we are 25 years old now and he is 46, so whenever it was, Jim definitely gets a high five!

And I am very impressed with her guys - SUCH good angles and weighting. Put together with nicely designed areola.

Ja, God really did a number on this one.


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Karolina Kurkova
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Karolina Kurkova has done well. Perfectly in proportion and correct from every angle, she is said to have one of those faces where the left and right sides are identical. Like my balls.

Karolina was one of the youngest models to grace the cover of Vogue US (17 at the time) and is currently one of the Victoria Secret angels. Not bad going. I wonder if the Victoria Secret marketing people are going around telling everyone that Karolina is a 2oceansvibe Tuesday Tabs angel. Probably.

So anyway, check out her vibe below. Click pic.

Karolina Kurkova
Anatomically correct and in proportion

You'll notice the nipples are relaxed and are pointing inwards. Don't panic, that's not permanent. A little Lionel Richie's "Ballerina Girl," a glass of champiz and the ear nibble/nose-breathe-out into the ear combination will get those guys to attention in no time. She'll probably also experience a light red rash on her chest, toward the neck region - again, nothing to panic about. This simply means you're doing your job right.

Well done, by the way.

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