Sweet mother of God
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It is a difficult pill to swallow. This morning we learn that our symbol of all that is pink and sparkly and sexual, Paris Hilton, is going to jail for 45 days. Her sentence will begin June 5.
TMZ reports:
A Los Angeles County Superior Court judge has sentenced Paris Hilton to 45 days in L.A. County jail for violating her probation in a reckless driving case. Judge Michael T. Sauer handed down the harsh sentence, telling Paris she will not be allowed work release, furloughs, use of an alternative jail or electronic monitoring in lieu of jail. She must do the time!
Shhh! [finger to the lip]
Be..............strong......
Can you fucking believe it? Hilts will be in jail, with other criminals. For 45 days! That's like a decade in Chihuahua years.
UN BE LIEVABLE!
Imagine afterwards when she is snapped at The Ivy or some nightclub with her new prison mates. "Paris leaves Ivy with Heather "Dookie" Jones". It's crazy!
Shame, the little babba must be very upset. I don't like the thought of her in such a rough environment. I just hope it's hygienic and that she can sleep softly and be able to wash her cookie daily. I also hope to God there is a bit of pink on the prison's uniform.
The beauty of this whole thing, of course, is that I arrive in Los Angeles on the 5th of June for this year's Strengthening Ties Tour. I must surely pay a visit.
She's beautiful when she's petrified.
That is why we play the murder game before we make love.
Click here for videos of Hilts arriving and leaving court.
Seth
Rotherham
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