Killing and chopping
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Here's a wonderful little story about two teenage girls who murdered their friend because it just felt right at the time."Sunday morning we woke and we were just talking, and for some reason we just decided to kill her." They also admitted that they had practiced murder by killing two kittens. Once they had killed her they buried her and pretended to search for her with the family. Then they felt a little bad and turned themselves in. Pathetic. They could have killed again. Now they have to go to jail for life.

In a similarly unfair story, a youth gets life imprisonment for chopping his mate's head off. I think it's absolute bullshit! If you read on you will learn that he only did it because his buddy demanded "sexual favours" of him. OBVIOUSLY he's going to chop his fucking head off! What other option does he have?

Obviously that story leads very smoothly into this one, which features a man who yesterday ran into London restaurant Zizzi and chopped off his main chap. Nice one! Amazing though, there seems to be a story like this every year. Someone is simply bound to chop their cock off every year. It just HAS to happen. Imagine if YOU are due to chop your cock off in the next week! Imagine if it just HAPPENS to be your turn. You'll be in the kitchen making some tea and suddenly, uncontrollably, your hand opens the drawer and grabs a knife - whilst the other hand pulls out your guy and stretches it out over the counter as you stand on your tippy-toes unable to stop the madness. And then.... WHAMMO!!!!! Cock GONE!

I'm just saying.

You know.

Watch out!


Seth Rotherham
Editor
2oceansvibe.com
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