The most sexually provoking team- The Teazers 78's touch side
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I don't know if Tatiana and Bianka are forming a team for Mavericks, but for now Teazers have raised the bar and produced a touch rugby side that has the other strip clubs trembling in their, er, G-strings. Ladies and Gentlemen, allow me to introduce the Teazers 78's touch rugby side...

Bottom right - clearly the man to beat

Why the "78's", you ask?

If I may (from one Barry H):

Let me introduce to you the Teazers 78’s touch side …..not the youngest, prettiest and definitely not the fastest touch side about……. but quite easily the peoples favourite and best drinking side and best dressed team in the league….our results on field have been woeful but it's in the pub where these guys really are a cut above the rest. Regular team/sponsor evenings are also mandatory!

The 78’s bit is because 22% of all men statistically have gay thoughts ……….therefore we all form part of the other 78%.

We are arranging for some of our sponsors to assist with rub downs and cheerleading duties shortly…. will be an interesting night down at Villagers for sure!!

Well, thanks for that, Barry H, we now have full insight into the animal that is the Teazers 78's. It is quite obvious that these guys have something more than just good, fast paced rugger, to offer. These kids have sex appeal, and a strip club's backing to boot! Scuze the pun.

Seth Rotherham
Editor
2oceansvibe.com
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