The quest for global emboerrissment
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Joost van der Westhuizen eclipses Manto's vegetable patch display last week, by presenting the Springboks with the Tri-Nations Rugby Freedom Cup trophy (for the winning team of the entire tournament), instead of giving it to New Zealand. Joost claims he was told the wrong thing. It seems that Joost and Manto suffer from, what I call the 'Supersport Syndrome' which is the term we use when describing someone who is incredibly shit at their job, but they just don't realise it. Besides the obvious candidates in the studio, including Joel Stransky, Supersport Syndrome can also be seen in the early stages of Idols where contestants cannot believe they didn't make it to the finals. You'll see signs of this syndrome virtually everywhere you go in South Africa.

Shame

Oh, ok Joost, so after captaining and playing international rugby for a million years, you were unable to work out that you were being told the wrong thing? You weren't able to think for yourself - is that what you're saying? If you can't use your limited brain capacity and insist on doing whatever you're told, even if you think it's wrong, then why don't you listen to me and fuck off?

Just as the country is up in arms with Manto not being fired after she is clearly a global emboerrissment, why is no-one complaining about the likes of Joost van der Westhuizen and Joel Stransky? THIS IS NOT YOUR CALLING, GUYS - YOU ARE SHIT AT WHAT YOU DO AND YOU ARE NOT VERY BRIGHT. Being in the public eye, I'm sure you're used to varying opinions and you realise that some people might not agree with you, but please believe me that this is a FACT, not an opinion. Please go away and leave us alone! Nashua MUST have a job for you.

[Previous articles mentioning this character include "'Joost' sounds like 'doos'"]

2oceansvibe are busy acquiring video footage of Joost's historical mishap. Watch this space.

Seth Rotherham
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