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17 July, 2007
HEWITT PUMPED THE PRINCESS FROM SHREK

Imagine little green Hewitt babies!
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I never eat alone and launched into a lunch at The 12 Apostles the other day, with The Celebrity MC. Was good. Besides our very-rainbow-approved waiter, Juan (badge spelt it JAUN) being too hilarious for words, I was also given an astoundingly accurate comparison from The Celebrity MC.

Here it is:

Princess Fiona from Shrek IS Kim Clijsters.

I just knew it was spot on and couldn't wait to lick it out of my laptop after lunch. This is what I found:

Un
canny

I know. It's astounding.

I'll tell you something even more astounding. Did you ever stop and think about the fact that Lleyton Hewitt was banging Clijsters for quite some time? Yes, that's right my little friend! So Hewitt was basically tapping Princess Fiona from Shrek. He was inside her.

Would it be an honour for her if they ever offered a movie role to Clijsters AS Princess Fiona? Or should she be outraged? But she can't be outraged because then she is admitting that she doesn't look THAT stunning. She'll be quite aware that she looks like the princess - she's not stupid. You know when you look like someone else. Like The Kitesurfer, who is QUITE confident that he looks like Kurt Russell. She knows she looks like Princess Fiona, but everyone will obviously pretend that Princess Fiona is hot. Trick her into thinking the movie role is perfect because she is "just as gorgeous" as the princess.

Brilliant!

She would become confused as to what is hot and what is not. She will laugh and snigger and point at the fact that Nicole Kidman looks like Jessica Rabbit.

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eth Rotherham
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