As the industrial vessel juggling continues
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I don't know what the muff is going on here, but this picture taken last week shows an oil rig next to the LPG vessel. You might recall that the Oros Man's wet dream is going into its THIRD MONTH parked directly in front of Sea Point/Bantry Bay.

Fillerup unleaded, Boss

We first discussed the ship with the four orange tits in early January. Feedback from readers and the public at large (been dying to use "the public at large" for a while) informed us that the ship is known as a LPG vessel. A month later the vessel was STILL parked in the same place, as we learnt that it was a potential terrorist threat - risking the lives of the tens of thousands of 70+ year-old Jewish women in boob-tubes and their blind Yorkshire Terriers who populate every nook and cranny of Sea Point.

Since then we received word from a ship expert who works in the harbour, informing us that this particular vessel was not carrying the same hazardous matter as reported and was therefore not a terrorist threat.

And then we see an oil rig pull up next to the LPG vessel.

WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON PEOPLE?

Have we struck oil off Sea Point?

Is the oil rig filling up the LPG so it can finally make it into the harbour?

How much longer will this effing vessel be parked there? Do you realise that it will soon be a QUARTER of a year? What does it COST?

How do the crew on the ship cope with being parked in front of the world's most beautiful city without being able to touch it?

Is it a coincidence that with a pair of binoculars the crew have a direct view of the skanks and whores on the Green Point strip? Pre-selection for when they come to shore, perhaps?

And lastly, regarding this "LPG Vessel", when is it leaving?

Seriously, when is it fucking leaving?

When is it leaving? When is it leaving? When is it leaving? When is it leaving? When is it leaving? When is it leaving? When is it leaving? When is it leaving? When is it leaving!!!!

UPDATE:

The LPG vessel has left. It set sail for Nigeria on Sunday.

Wow, it's amazing what you miss when you spend a day in Claremont!

LPG's, oil rigs, Nigeria.... it's all a bit much..

thanks francois
Seth Rotherham
Editor
2oceansvibe.com
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