Hi team! Welcome to a new week. Following the trend of last week's articles, I thought I would kick off this week with a screen grab from the weather forecast website. Let's see what we're in for this week in Cape Town.
Ok, so there you have it. Further confirmation of how cuck things are over here. God, I just remembered that someone emailed me last week to tell me that "cuck" is, in fact, spelt "kak". I couldn't quite believe what I was reading. Do you HONESTLY believe that I was unaware of the correct spelling of the word? Having been born and raised in South Africa, where Afrikaans was compulsory as a second language at school, what are the fuckin' chances that I don't know the spelling of the word? Let alone the fact that most people are QUITE aware that the letter "c" is virtually NEVER used in the language (I said 'virtually' - please don't get clever).
Almost as bad as the person that wrote in ages ago to check if I knew that my spelling of the word "embarrassing" - "emboerrissing", was actually incorrect. Really? Shit, I always thought that the letters "oe" made the sound "a." Are you trying to tell me that the fruit "oepple" is actually spelt "apple?" Whatever, bru! I'm not a fucking idiot.
Thank God for people like you - you help people like us stand out.
So anyway, I trust everyone enjoyed the semi-final on Sunday, allowing us the humour of an England vs South Africa final in this year's Rugby World Cup. I thoroughly enjoyed the pre-final headline in the English paper, The Daily Mail, which displayed the words, "BRING IT ON!"
Whaaah! You guys are TERRIBLY amusing!
Wasn't it just yesterday that you turned on your team like Alsatians when they lost in the opening rounds of the World Cup? And now you're going to turbo-boost them to a point that they are jinxed from winning anything - The Tim Henman Approach, I like to call it.
Shame.
I'm not going to jinx anything by saying that we're going to CREAM England on Saturday. It's not about beating England. No, no. It's about something else far more important. Something I am very excited about. To the point that I feel like a little boy, impatiently counting down the days before the South African 1995 World Cup winners FINALLY fade away into obscurity. God, that will be so sweet...
I'll end off this morning's article with something quite special and not related to anything I have just chatted about. Please enjoy the Facebook Choir..
