It can be a bad thing.....................Really? Can it?
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I received the following from Kevin B last week:

seth

so seeing those pics of kate has made me evaluate a dilemma i am having and hoping you can help....see i am seeing a girl at the moment who is basically a combination of kate moss and angelina jolie - not kidding...maybe also a little cameron diaz and sharon stone in the old days. And she LOVES sex, basically anytime anywhere she is up for it and its blowjob on demand except she doesn't look like a horse..she's an absolute bombshell! She pays her way too...! Problem is - I have NOTHING to say to this woman - we exist on completely different planets and to avoid the silence we just have sex...everywhere! Its been going on for months now and apart from being exhausted i need some mental stimulation. But she looks like kate moss...how do you walk away from that...???

Can you get bored of it?

Right. I will begin by saying that I am very impressed with Kevin B for coming out and saying it. All too often we find ourselves impressed with guys standing next to / pumping hot women and we don't get told the facts. We think they are 'smooth' and they have a certain charm that women find irresistible. We think they are genuinely happy. But, unbeknown to us, she is missing a digit or is an incurable kleptomaniac. The guy next to her won't tell you that because he is enjoying the PR. In a bar / club environment, a proud man wouldn't dare tell you the drawbacks of boning the trophy. He wants you to be jealous. He wants to be elevated.

It's like the clowns who pay Mavericks chicks to spend the afternoon with them on the Atlantic Seaboard. They're from out of town and want to look good at Caprice. But none of them realise that everyone around them is very aware that they can't even communicate with their dates, let alone find out Tiffany's real Christian/Russian name. All they can do is order another round of tequila's.

"Should we have another drink my baby?"

"Ya"

"You like tequila?"

"Ya"

"We have tequila then we fuck?"

"No"

"Why not, baby?"

"More money"

"I give you more money then we can fuck?"

"Maybe"

Then they hop in the rented Ferrari and go to the junior suite at the Radisson. These guys are hilarious.

You know what they say..... "If it floats, flies, or fucks........................rent it".

Just like our playboys from the continent, Kevin B finds himself in a difficult situation. His case is, however, slightly different. Kevin B's bird is hot, can speak english but he just cannot relate to her. He mentions that they "live on different planets". They have been boning, heavily, for a number of months now and our boy has realised that the situation lacks mental stimulation. This is a difficult situation.

Or is it?

I think the big thing here is to keep in mind that when things end with this girl that you might not pump a Kate Moss lookalike for quite some time. Are you sure you have pumped her enough to justify it to yourself when, a month down the line, you wish you pumped her just one more time?

Have you thought about that, Kevin B? You won't find true happiness with this girl and she has to go....... but let's make some hay whilst this sun is shining down on us!

Furthermore, has your exposure been maximised? Have enough OTHER hot girls SEEN you with her? Obviously this is a key opportunity to get them to chat amongst themselves about you - the guy with the absolute belter. What is it that you have? Or, more importantly, what is it that they simply MUST find out about you? You are immediately launched into their 'league' - this is a very important PR time for you.

So, I would say these are the two important factors that need to be realised before you decide to axe her, Kevin. Have you reached saturation point, physically? And, secondly, have you given yourself the appropriate exposure?

The other, more mythical option, is to transform her. You know........... teach her to use a knife and fork and stuff. You can can go ahead and try that but, trust me, you're wasting your time there buddy. Haven't you heard the rap line, "You can't turn a ho into a housewife"? Well, it's true - rappers know these things. They've been around the block. Sometimes the lady in the street disappears completely and the freak in the bed becomes all-encompassing.

So many things to think about and so many positives to be taken away from this. I just hope that we cover all our bases before we make the next move. We have to be careful out there.

So that's it, Kevin B - check those points and, if you think you've got everything covered.................axe her.

In a nice way. Because, after all, genuine happiness is everyone's goal here.

She will be upset and she will frighten you. A wounded animal is a dangerous animal, Kevin. Just be careful during this time. Maybe turn your phone off for a while. (You might remember what happened to Gabrielle)

Don't feel guilty. This is all perfectly natural and it will go away eventually. .Just remember Kevvo - it's not her fault, it's yours.

Tell her that, she'll appreciate it.

Seth Rotherham
Editor
2oceansvibe.com
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