As her face continues to look like an actual arse
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Death on legs, Kelly Osbourne, felt it was necessary to have a go at our favourite tart, Paris Hilton. The obese troll had this to say:

"Me and mum (Sharon Osbourne) went to an awards show recently. There was a little girl there and mum said, 'How old are you?' and she said, 'I'm 11'. And she had on a miniskirt, a tank top that barely covered her chest, 4in heels and long, bleached-blonde hair - like Paris Hilton ... Paris doesn't hold up a sign saying, 'Everybody dress like me', but she is a bad influence."

Face doubles up as a jumping castle

I'll begin by saying that Kelly Osbourne would struggle a little if she ever came to Cape Town; where you can now by nappies in the shape of rah rah skirts. Mini skirts and rah rah skirts are mistaken for belts on the Atlantic Seaboard. I doubt Kelly could handle it. She'd be better off in Kalk Bay where everyone comes from the same gene pool.

And what are you nattering about with regards to being a role-model? Weren't you caught just the other day with over 1,000 pills in your handbag? You never smile, have a gutter mouth and you are continuously negative. What a revolting child!

I'm quite happy with today's youth spending their time at home drinking champagne and filming home made porn videos. At least they'll be smiling. A far cry from your Chico-the-Clown, miserable, punch-bag type face. If Paris is to blame for all the sluts out there, I would have to point a finger at you with regards to the amount of teen suicides in the World.

Paris Hilton - That's good times.

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Seth Rotherham
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