The brainwashing continues, as we sit back and do NOTHING
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Joey Potter, a sweet little girl from the village of Dawsons Creek has lost her innocence. This week, to the shock of Mother Earth, it was announced that a foreign body inside her womb had somehow manifested itself into a foetus.

2oceansvibe visited the area of Dawsons Creek earlier this week to investigate. There were, according to some locals, reports of alien activity in the village.

A local boat hand, Pacey Witter, had this to say:

"We were all chilling in the bar the other night and suddenly a few strange looking fellas walked in. They had white gay military outfits on with big quirky smiles and the leader had a fairly large nose. He called himself 'Maverick' and was incredibly short. His friend's also had wierd names. The one was called 'Goose'. After trying to get the juke box to work with some strange coins which had the word 'MARS' on it, he stared at the barman. The barman, who usually doesn't enjoy strangers, walked silently like a robot towards Maverick and handed him some local money. Maverick chose a song on the jukebox and walked over to Joey before the song started. Out of his asshole he pulled a microphone and, after tapping his friend on the shoulder, he turned to Joey and sang the song on the juke box - 'You've lost that loving feeling'".

A clearly brainwashed Katie Holmes and 'The Bastard'

2OV: "What happened next, Pace?"

Pacey: "Well, Joey was transfixed, almost hypnotised. Maverick continued to stare at her, almost deep into her very soul. Another one of his friends tapped him on the shoulder and said "Come on, Mav, not this one, she's a kid!"

2OV: "Ok, then what?"

Pacey: "Then Maverick turned around to this guy and said, "What's your problem Kazinski?". So Kazinski goes, "You're everybody's problem! That's because everytime we come to Earth you are UNSAFE! I don't like you....because you're DANGEROUS".

2OV: "Jesus! Did they have an argument?"

Pacey: "No, Maverick turned to Kazinski and called him another name. He said to him, "That's right......ICE......MAN.....I AM dangerous". He stroked Kazinski's shoulder whilst he said this.

2OV: "What did Kazinski do"

Pacey: "Hi stared at Maverick and gnashed his teeth together".

2OV: "Where do you reckon these guys were from?"

Pacey: "They were, without a doubt, aliens. They were definitely also perfectionists - they kept on referring to themselves being the 'best of the best. I am certain that Maverick injected alien sperm into Joey"

2OV: "So when did he impregnate Joey?"

Pacey: "We can't be sure. The one night he was spotted on his motor bike at the airport, driving at high speed down the runway, underneath the planes, punching his fist in the air and whooping like a madman. That was before he went to fetch Joey Potter at her house. Now she's pregnant".

So he was obviously gaining impregnation powers from the mother ship. From there he must have gone to fetch her and, while under the spell of his nose, she became inverted and received his seed.

Original story here (People magazine)

Seth Rotherham
Editor
2oceansvibe.com
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