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For those of you that were in outer space yesterday, Britney Spears's 16-yeal-old sister, Jamie Lynn, has a bun in the oven. (This is when all the girls out there go "oh my GOD!" and the guys go "Jesus, that must have been sweet!").

They sold the story to OK Magazine for $1 million.

Our suspicions are confirmed..
Jamie Lynn Spears enjoys a bit of cock..

The lucky penis used to plant the seed inside her belongs to none other than 19-year-old Casey Aldridge! Funny, he doesn't look like Kevin Federline AT ALL!

Yeah! The Casemeister!

High-fives all round for Casey! Yeah! How did you do it, Case? Huh? Did you bone her like this? (as his mate bends over a classroom chair and mock-humps it from behind). Fuckin' "A" one, dude! (You can just imagine the scene at their school, or junior-high, or college, or whatever the fuck they call it).

Christmas must be just STUNNING over at the Spears household this year! Britters has lost custody of her kids to the equivalent of a junkyard mechanic and was, today, thrown out of ANOTHER hotel and told never to return. She has also cut all communication with her folks, so dinner time this year won't include any "aww fuck you momma, pass me the grits you whore" from Brit.

Brit, leaving the Four Seasons hotel with her Yorkshire Terrier.
I hope she is aware of the medical bills that can mount up..
Yorkies are known to have skin disorders - ask my mum

So most of the Christmas chatter will probably be about Jamie Lynn and the lucky little trailer-embryo inside her - what a LIFE that potential human has in store! I wonder if it's possible for that child to fall pregnant whilst still inside Jamie Lynn.... I wouldn't rule it out...

This all ties in very nicely with the recent "shock" news that, contrary to what Britney told us at the time, she was in fact NOT a virgin when she first hit the pop charts. No, no, she did even better than Jamie Lynn - she was boning at 14. (And there I was at the time, feeling bad about cracking off to Hit Me Baby One More Time with the CD sleeve unfolded in front of me).

Oh well.

Here's a recent pic of Jamie Lynn without Casey's dick inside her.

Yes you would

God it will be beautiful if that baby comes out black..


Seth Rotherham
Editor
2oceansvibe.com
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