As Jack loses 2.5 tons
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Look, if I had to choose a guy to see half naked, he certainly wouldn't be my first choice. He's still a terrible looking fellow, but you gotta give it to Jack Osbourne, he looks like he's lost at LEAST 2.5 tons. The only problem here is that Kelly Osbourne can no longer hide behind the assumption that the Osbourne kids have a fat gene that they have no control over. Sorry, my love, you're clearly a little piggy wiggy. By the amount of drugs she takes and has been caught with, I'm surprised she isn't a waif. She obviously needs to take MORE. Take more, tuck box.

Now, brace yourselves, people. Jack Osbourne, before and after.

BEFORE : One times pork sword


AFTER: Much better, Jack.
But we know you're holding in your tummy.

Seth Rotherham
Editor
2oceansvibe.com
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