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Slowly but surely things are getting back to normal. The more naturally relaxed Caprice crew are appearing again as our cousins head up North again. Thanks for stopping by Jozi kids, we had a swell time. I see there are a few still left here. I saw a guy this weekend wearing a vest so small his nipple was showing.

We take a break now to discuss a new concept that we're launching right here on everybody's favourite, 2oceansvibe! We call it:

** WAITRESS WATCH **

That's right, waitress watch! As we do our rounds through the mother city we're always noticing new waitresses that work at places we haven't frequented before. Or we spot new waitresses who suddenly appear at places that we stop by regularly. Waitresses will be named on the Waitress Watch and will stay on for as long as we feel necessary. As you can see it is announced in the yellow block on the left of your screen. Well done to Taryn @ Caprice for launching the concept. Once we get bored of that waitress or find something new, the name will change. We won't necessarily have a picture of the waitress. So if you feel you HAVE to check it out for yourself that's up to you. Waitresses will be chosen depending on some (or all) of the following criteria - looks, flirtiness and ability to hold a semi-intelligent conversation.

Jes*s did anyone spot the 60-odd year old fella at Cappers (Caprice) last night (Sunday)? Honestly, he was five foot five with a t-shirt and head-band on. The T-shirt had black tiger print all over it. On closer inspection you can actually make out a tiger's face, with tongue et al. The head band was straight out of Flashdance. Moving on, he had YELLOW leather pants and SNAKE SKIN BOOTS. Read this paragraph again, I don't think you're picturing it properly. I asked the barman if it was a real person or an actor the place had hired. He (with a straight face) said he wasn't sure....... okaaaay.

Wow

I have been reminding myself to chat to you lot about a banned piece of clothing. Now this will come as a bit of a shock to you - particularly my afrikaans faithful out there - but I'm only doing it for you. Please, if you think you may have one, go to your closet right after reading this and burn it. What am I talking about? I'm talking about those short/long sleeve shirts with the ROPE LACING AT THE TOP AT THE NECK. I would like one purely to use for a fancy dress party. There must be a fancy dress theme that would be perfect. Maybe one of those 'letter' parties where eveyone comes as a letter of the alphabet. It's normally the first letter of the birthday boy/girl's name. So if it's 'Tim's' party everyone has to come as something starting with a 'T'. You could wear the rope lace shirt and come as a 'tit'.

Have we chatted about Hemisphere yet? The new club on the 31st floor of the ABSA building? I pulled up outside and a gentleman opened my door and asked if I would like to get out and enjoy their valet parking service....

No no no no no no no no no no my love. I don't think we're ready for that in the middle of Cape Town's CBD. I SWEAR something will be different if and when my car comes back. I also GAURANTEE that I'll wait 15 minutes for the car. Show me the car park friend.

Oceans 12 (the movie, not a sister website) is a let down.

The new Incredible Connction computer shop is a f*ck up. It takes 10 minutes to get from seeing the shop entrance to actually being inside. It's about getting to the car park, to getting the parking ticket for the parking garage, to the intercom, to the elevator, strip searched at the door and then inside. When inside you'll find security gaurds playing on the computers which are meant to be on display, shop ass-istants browsing Playstation 2 games, F*CKING LOUD telephones ringing CONSTANTLY with no-one to answer them and much much more. Shame, the entrance security guard wanted to mark off my Pocket PC/phone on his list when I came in. I told him it's a phone as well and whether or not he must note down everyone's phones. He realised that he didn't have to write down phones but the smooth display of my I-mate threw him a bit. He looked into my eyes as if to say, "They haven't told me what to do in this situation. It's not in the manual, please help me.....please". Don't worry about it, Insecurity, just stay right there and I'll catch you later.

Those of you who pump this website on weekends would have enjoyed the headline on Brad and Jen splitting up - WAY before the local newspapers. To my alarm, the Saturday front page headline was 'Vandals putting motorists at risk'. The article had to do with vandals spray painting road signs making them difficult to read - thus putting motorists at risk.

WHO CHOOSES THE FRONT PAGE NEWS??
BRAD AND JEN HAVE SPLIT UP FOR GOD'S SAKE!!!

Wear a black arm band as recognition of this major hollywood f*ck up....

Ok, gotta go, keep it tidy people.

Seth Rotherham
Editor
2oceansvibe.com
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