I beg your pardon?
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I'll begin by saying that I've already checked and it is, in fact, NOT April the first. My head is struggling to get around this. Apparently some fishermen found an ICEBERG floating about 35 nautical miles (say that with a straight face) off the coast of St. Francis. Measurements given were about 25m long and about 20m high. Jesus! Are you fucking kidding me? Seriously, don't play games.

Icebergs - friend or foe?

That is not a photo of the ACTUAL iceberg, but merely an image I found to give this article more of a vibe. So anyway, the NSRI took the chopper out for a spin and confirmed that they saw the TIP of the iceberg - but did not take a picture. COME ON GUYS! That's like those guys at school who said they pulled two chicks at the OTHER SIDE of the nightclub, but, mysteriously, NO-ONE saw them do it! I'm just not buying it.

I want evidence. Hard evidence. Otherwise it just doesn't compute.

DOES


NOT


COMPUTE

Please bru, my head is hurting from thinking about this. I mean, what the fuck is it doing here? Are they here to breed? With the whales perhaps? Was it not maybe a whaleberg that you saw? (sorry, that was poor)

Mackie D's will start selling Whale Bergers.

God, that was appalling. Sorry - the beach took it out of me.

OWWW! Why does it hurt so much!!!


Check out the story on the African iceberg HERE.

Seth Rotherham
Editor
2oceansvibe.com
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