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I'm FINE with these shots of the chick that stops George Clooney from crying himself to sleep at night. Sarah Larson. They feature the all important "Dimples of Venus."

You've seen her before, being a sophisticated momma on the red carpet with The Cloonmeister. But little did you know that she is, what "R&B sensation," Usher refers to as, "A lady on the street, but a freak in the bed."

Bum - featuring the "Dimples of Venus"

Hungry, fella?

Barney!

Face

Ok. So it's a fact - she's a fucking smoker.

Nice one, George.

But these pics aren't of her in the bedroom... so I think it would be rude to end the story there without commenting on the fact that she is also a FUCKING LUNATIC!

VERY NICE, George! You've got a real wildcat on your hands! But I'm not sure if you should settle down with this one. I don't know. I just don't know if that's what you're looking for.

You could train her, I suppose. I'd recommend the "handbag trick."

You know the one - you buy her a Louis Vuitton bag, but you cut it in half and give her the one half. Then you tell her that you'll see if her adult dinner-table conversation improves and maybe, just MAYBE, you'll give her the other half at the end of the year.

As long as the C and K words keep coming out of your mouth, you're gonna have to make do with hiding the open side of that half-a-bag with that half-a-pashmina I gave you, my baby..


Seth Rotherham
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