I popped into one of those cool shops next to Vida e on Kloof Street. I bought some vinyl and then at the next shop, Xupa Xupa, I saw this doll..
That's it..
Ok, so there you have it. I was compelled to spend too much on an intricately detailed plastic doll. I'm just as stunned as you are. Indeed I have no doubt the couch psycho-analysts out there are having a field day with this one, but I'm going to have to, once again, put it down to being surrounded by 1,000 antique porcelain dolls growing up and, obviously, the only-child thing. The fact that they're actually MAKING these things is, however, reassuring..
Isn't she gorgeous, though?! It's great! She's just changing clothes like that THE WHOLE TIME! I'll be quite open and say that I do, without a doubt, have a thing for women changing - anywhere. Just as long as they're in some form of undress. On the beach is great, for example. That whole process getting out of the little shorts and top, letting the bikini rip itself through the already stunning setting. What a treat! Look, in the bedroom is also a MAJOR highlight. None so better transcribed into living memory as Elisha Cuthbert's little performance in Old School which I remember writing about once. I said something like this:
Do not for one second forget about Elisha Cuthbert and what she has, unselfishly, given us in the past. I have stumbled upon a video clip of the scene from the movie 'Old School' that made her famous. It was also the scene that finally made me realise what I am looking for in a woman. I am referring to the morning-after scene when she lies on the bed and chats to Mitchapalooza before standing up and putting her jeans on. I cannot fault a second of her performance and, expectedly, cannot choose my favourite part of the sequence. Chatting on the bed, standing up, putting on the jeans, buttoning them up (and leaning forward so brilliantly as she does so) - they're all so perfectly played out. I want to share this with you.
And girls, I want you to practice for Seth. I want you to get a teddy bear and plonk it up at the end of the bed against the wall. Pretend the bear is Seth Rotherham. Put a sign on the bear's forehead that says "SETH" on it. Put on a pink top and pink panties and lie on your tummy-tum-tum, facing Seth. Lie down nicely. Talk to Seth. Practice nicely. (sunlight on bum is essential - as can be seen below). Get a friend to take a picture from the foot of the bed and email it to Seth (see pics for correct angle). Show him how clever you are. Then practice getting off the bed and putting on your jeans. Watch the video carefully and see how Elisha leans forward with her elbows out as she does up her jeans - this is a very important manoeuvre.
Nice vibe
So that's basically the angle I'm going for. I'll just pop her on my desk and I'm SURE that will be MORE than enough female company to compensate being rejected for dates with actual human angels.
