As the world's headlines REFUSE to escape celebrity porn scandals
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It's actually getting ridiculous now. How can there possibly be ANOTHER porn/sex scandal? Now it's Marilyn Manson's ex, the new face/tits of Wonderbra, burlesque model and ex Jeremy Piven ("Ari Gold" from Entourage) stalkee, Dita von Teese!

And this time it's to do with an old lesbian porn tape she made. Tsk tsk..

Dita Von Teese
Real name "Heather Sweet"
Sweet

Marie Claire were all aflutter over this one, but the best thing about it is it's not even a secret! It's a proper lesbian porn video that she made years ago. It's even mentioned on IMDB! Watch this space - in ten years time there'll be a headline, "Novelist Jenna Jameson's porn past revealed!"

Come now!

I mean, how many porn/sex scandals can there be? Are normal headlines still allowed, or does it have to be pornographic and sensational for anyone to care? I'm telling you, this shit is going to have deep long term effects on us. You see, as soon as things hit the headlines, then we can talk about them openly. First we discuss the actual headline story, and then, once people are numb to that, the TOPIC becomes free game! Never before did people utter the word "whore" so casually in public, as they are now, following the Spitzer/Dupre whore (see?) scandal. Whore this! Whore that! It's out of control! And it's not long after that, that the actual ACT of hiring a hooker becomes socially acceptable.

"I saw your dad today!"

"Oh really! How was he?"

"We didn't really get a chance to chat. We use the same whore, and I was arriving as he was leaving"

"Oh that's a pity you didn't get to chat!"

"I know!Send him my best and tell him not to wear out Trixie so much next time!"

"Haha! I know, he's bad like that! But you can't blame him, she's a great whore! I'll let him know! Bye now."

"See ya!"

Seriously, that's how crazy it's getting. But you're probably not even reading this - you're just looking for a link to the video of Dita. That's not the point here, my love. Don't you get it? I'm worried about the decay of society as we know it. Aren't you? What are we going to do about it?

Whatever, click the "r" of "Editor" below to check out the video.

But please, be very careful - it's pretty full tilt and without a doubt NSFW.


Seth Rotherham
Editor
2oceansvibe.com
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