Kid from 3rd Rock From The Sun gets Claudia Schiffer half-naked
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Hmm, not sure if I approve of this. You might remember Joseph Gordon-Levitt, the little tyke from the TV show 3rd Rock From The Sun (the one with John Lithgow). Ja, so anyway, he managed to secure a fashion spread with my original supermodel, Claudia Schiffer. Now, whilst I have mentioned before that the the Schiffer magic has dwindled for me, following my learning that The Original Girlfriend was working in London as Claudia's assistant a couple years back (thus making her (Claudia) human, rather than just a supermodel), I am still somewhat irked by this recent development.

Particularly when our boy is holding her in the exact way I used to imagine myself handling her..

Jesus! How did they get Claudia to agree to that? Honestly, that's exactly how I used to pretend it happening in my mind.

"That's it, baby... nice and easy... no sudden movements!"

Aah, good times. On my own, at home. Just me and the cat, Homer. And my computer. And a Yorkshire Terrier.

Here a couple more. Click to enlarge.

Seth Rotherham
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