As Derek keeps it on the edge
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Amazing! Just last week Derek Watts and the Carte Blanche team left the nation contemplating suicide and/or immigration following possibly their most depressing show ever - featuring murder, rape and doomsday predictions for South Africa. And then, last night, they do a feature on how important it is to have sex every day - giving the population more than enough reason to pump the night away! Jesus guys, what are you doing to us! From suicide to sex in just one week!

And did any of you pick up Derek's little chirp he gave before the sex portion of last night's show? Jesus he pushed it! Announcing what topic was about to follow, Derek began, "I hesitate to say..... coming up..."

COMING UP! PUN INTENDED! IN FACT, PUN HIGHLIGHTED!!!

Jesus, Derek! You're rolling with your shit off safety, my boy!

I must say that was fucking funny. I do have one criticism however. The entire piece had to do with the health benefits of the orgasm, leading to their continuous emphasis on the importance of sex. This suggestion would cause a number of complications for some of us. Firstly, some people are going to struggle to get their partners to bang every single day and secondly, some of us don't have a partner. Either way, I am brought to my point, why did they not suggest a daily wank?

That's what I do.

Twice a day, in fact.

They estimate I'll live to 127.

As for the 8 o' clock movie, A Good Year - I just want to ask one thing - what the fuck was Russell Crowe on during the filming of that movie? God, he was annoying.

In closing, I thought it would be appropriate to give you this link to an online flash game called Orgasm Girl!

Geniedit!

CLICK HERE TO PLAY ORGASM GIRL

Seth Rotherham
Editor
2oceansvibe.com
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