You obviously remember The Fresh Prince of Bel Air - the TV show in the 90's with Will Smith. God we loved it at the time. I remember a packed rec room at Founders House in complete hysterics every Wednesday at 19h00. (I don't REALLY know if it was at that time - it might have been. Either way, I pulled that out of my arse. PLEASE don't email me the correct scheduling for the show, I really don't give a fuck). But I WILL tell you that we ate "steakhouse melts" for dinner on Wednesdays. That's what they said they were, anyway; but we knew they were clearly generic pretenders.
Sorry, back to the TV show...
So, like Homer with Bart in The Simpsons, Will Smith was sometimes overshadowed by his cousin, Carlton Banks (I won't use his real name. It's Alfono someone and it doesn't matter. He IS Carlton Banks). Not least of which being the moments where Carlton dances. Carlton dancing was probably the funniest thing in my life those days. When he danced during an episode I used to get so excited I used to nearly wee in my pants. The closest I get to that these days is when Nick Goldblatt arrives.
I'll kick this story off with a little video clip showing a magnificent collection of these dance moments.
That must have tickled you pink.
So anyway, enjoy this.
In real life, right now,
Carlton Banks is banging a porn star. Just quietly enjoy what our boy is currently tapping. Give that a little click and give Carlton a little nod of your head.
Good work
Jeepers Hudders, is all I can say! I am FINE with that! I didn't expect that from Carlton though. I also didn't expect him to eat 700 hot dogs in one sitting. It seems our boy has packed on a few pounds. Like rock to scissors, a porn star girlfriend cancels out any weight problem. Carlton still wins.
