"We really are!"
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God, we really are very spoilt! It's the Capetonians' mantra. A two-fold statement, it shows we don't take this place for granted, whilst also boasting how awesome our lives are. Very sneaky. This week was particularly ridiculous with about three days of complete glass ocean with God's tanning machine sitting in the late twenty degrees. Christ, don't you hate it when the news readers on the radio and TV refer to the "mercury" when giving the daily temperatures? Yes, twat, we're very impressed that you are aware that thermometers used to have mercury in them, but MUST you say it EVERY time? Clap clap, tool.

It reminds me of those people who CONSTANTLY refer to Australia as "down under" - Aaaargh!! God, yes, ok, good one... Every now and then is fine - but, again, MUST YOU SAY IT EVERY TIME? Morons.

Jeez (pointing), what's that over there?!?!

(Moron turns to look). Gun to the head - BOOM! (Moron falls to the floor).

Hah, I think I know a little boy heading "down under" HIMSHELF!!

So anyway (Angry Seth has gone now and Sexual Seth is back), enjoy this video taken this week whilst cruising the Camps Bay Strip in Cape Town, passed the likes of Caprice and Vida e. The soundtrack features a song I gave to Prince many years ago called "Raspberry Beret" which was about this chick I saved from Russia's Red Army (hence the reference to the red beret). Being lower class, she would submit to me and I was able to train her to do things like bow when I walked into a room. Being Russian, she was pretty fucking hot. I was pleased. In return, she was able to enjoy the deeper, more private Seth; as well as chilled afternoons in The Safe House reading magazines naked on the sofa. It was win/win for both of us.

She was cool. Come to think of it, I can't for the life of me remember where I dumped her body. Whoops. Bad Seth!

Check the video - it's tit!

Apologies for the higher than usual levels of blasphamy in this article. But, you know, it's Easter weekend. Isn't that what it's all about?

Seth Rotherham
Editor
2oceansvibe.com
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