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Ok.. we've got an interesting one here. This is apparently where it's all heading, kids. The C-string seems to be the latest invention and trend amonst lingerie afficianado's. Let's have a look at it first and we'll chat about it afterwards. Just take it all in.

At first glance, one might mistake it for an alice band:

But no, this is not an alice band. This is what they've come up with as a new kind of G-string, a C-string, to be exact. Let's have a look at it on one of our models.

I'll be honest, I'm not 100% sure what is going on here. I mean, it's got some kind of bendy wire in it, like some kind of bra support. Can you imagine the cheating husband trying to do the classic slipping of the panties into his work blazer pocket just before a surprise visit from the wife? Jesus that thing will bend and bounce out of his pocket all over the fucking room. Imagine..

"Hi honey! God I've missed you.."

"Yes, I just thought I'd bring you some surprise muffins I cooked for you."

"Oh thanks babe.."

BOING!!

"What the FUCK is that?!"

Marraige, over. FACT.

It also wouldn't work well here at the Safe House. It's not neat and tidy and small, like a G-string, so it can't fit in my little momento's box, where I keep little trinkets from angels. You know; panties, bangles, bracelets - normal things - locks of their hair that you cut whilst they sleep. Standard stuff. You can't keep one of these efforts in there - it'll be like a jack in the box when you open it - that thing will jump out of there and blind you before you can say psychopath!

Not my vibe.

The only thing that would make this weirder is if the chick arrived with a nubrella!



Seth Rotherham
Editor
2oceansvibe.com
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