As Matt gets a bit on the side of the box
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Look, it's not like he brought the wrong order or got lost or anything radical like that. I'm just SURPRISED that, with a total of 6,449 missions under his cummerbund, Matt managed to get a bit on the side of the Butlers Pizza box. It's a common error caused by high speed cornering, but I just didn't expect it - not at this level.

Who would have thought?

Everything else was spectacular. Look, with that kind of experience, you can only imagine. His intercom manner was good, his uniform was immaculate and the pizza was VERY nicely sliced. What's more, the pizza arrived faster than expected. It was impressive! But, in hindsight, maybe that was where we got it wrong? Maybe it came TOO fast? It's a bit of a catch-22, isn't it?

I remember going through the same conundrum during my days as a Butler. Whilst a swift delivery can secure a good tip, the state of the pizza upon arrival could be compromised. It's a double-edged sword, isn't it? A guy like Matt should know to lift the box on the one side DURING the drive to compensate for the G-forces experienced around corners - a concept first perfected by the elite Silwood-branch drivers of the late 90's who dubbed it "The negative-G lift method" ("NEGLIFT," for short).

Something to think about. Other than that, I really can't fault Matt. This kind of minor error certainly won't result in a rule change like last time.

Good. 9/10


Seth Rotherham
Editor
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