What ailment will she sing about next?
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Besides the Backstreet Boys brain numbing, nausiating 'Incomplete' song played too regularly on local radio to mention, Natasha Bedingfield's 'I bruise easily' could well be the reason I give heroin a bash.

Bedingfield - riddled with bruises

The chorus "I bruise easily" pains me to a level that could easily be compared to a steak knife being kicked into my eye socket by a bouncer.

No one cares that you bruise easily, Natasha. And anyway, what provoked this necessity to inform us of your medical problems and ailments? Imagine Elton John launching a new song called "My arse is sore", or "my back hurts". Or Katie Holmes could get into pop with "I'm Brainwashed".

Shut up, Natasha, and stop moaning.

Look out for Seth Rotherham's "I have asthma"

Seth Rotherham
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