And other fantasies
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My past interaction with Petra Nemcova, as well as my commentary on supermodels has trained my brain to highlight any article containing any of these keywords from a distance of up to 20 meters. Behold, the latest.

I have never pulled this face before

"Bruce Willis has been desperately trying to get Petra Nemcova's number and finally got it after he donated a ton of money to her charity. Since then, the two have been keeping in touch and Petra has told her friends, "He's been really sweet to me, but I wouldn't call it dating." But in stereotypical fashion, Bruce has been telling all his friends that they are dating."

I have never pulled Bruce before

So you manage to get her number after donating a pant-load of money and now you're telling people you're dating her. And she denies it. Oh my God that is punishment of the highest degree, McClane. I wish you had called me cos I've had her New York cell number ever since she called me in August last year. Thank God you didn't call me so I don't have to run around denying rumours that you and I are dating.

By the same token, if she called me, I suppose that basically means that Petra and I have indulged in a quiet 69 on the bonnet of my car? Can I tell people that?

Stop punishing yourself, Butch.

Seth Rotherham
Editor
2oceansvibe.com
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