Britney Spears in full force last night [permalink]
Our girl has been admitted to a psychiatric hospital with a the help of an ambulance, a helicopter and 12 (that's dozen, folks) cops on bikes. It reminds me of New Year two years ago when I had to get from the Dutch billionaire's house to Caprice before one o' clock - otherwise the little angel at the time would be leaving. Or my penis would turn into a pumpkin - one or the other, I can't remember. It was a helluva party.
Poncherello couldn't help himself
So anyway, Britney's mother organised the motorcade and ambulance after finding out that she hadn't slept for over three days. Hmm, not ideal. This was taken yesterday - during her sleepless marathon. She looks fine if you ask me. I dig my chicks looking like that. They're the ones who enjoy one-for-one bum smacking compo's in the bedroom. Solid women.
Shame, it's not going very well. I must say that it's not really helping that she REMAINS in LA. I mean obviously the paparazzi will make you crazy. You need to get away from the actual area, Britney. Or better yet, the country! Come to Cape Town my little muppet - book yourself into Montrose Place - you'll LOVE IT!
Here's a vid of the chaos last night. It's pretty fucking hectique.
