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And here is the latest newsletter - two days later than it was emailed out. What have we learnt here? I'll tell you. We've learnt that if you add your name to the newsletter list (Click the link in the red section at the top of the page) then you will be just ahead of everyone else who thinks they can fart around and keep their finger off the pulse. That's not cool. It's not your vibe. You're better than that. Now run along and subscribe to the newsletter.

So here it is, the latest Newsletter - Two days late

October 2005 - 2oceansvibe Newsletter Volume 11

My maid at home... I beg your pardon, my DOMESTIC EXECUTIVE must hate the days when she arrives at work and finds out that my car is still in the garage. I like to pretend that I am Lord o' the manor which, essentially, I am. I shout down the stairs that I require a coffee and a bowl of muesli with sliced banana. I use a slightly harrassed tone of voice, indicating that my morning routine in my bedroom is something quite intricate and something that she would never be able to fathom. Then I get the knock at the bedroom door. With my thick pure cotton nighting gown (I like saying 'nighting gown instead of 'night gown') and dunhill slippers, I open the door only slightly, as though there are things in the bedroom that may blind her forever. She hands over the coffee and muesli without looking me in the eye, her hands shaking - the result of a previous scolding. "Thank you", I utter. She doesn't respond. She just smiles, pleased with the success of the operation. I remove the gown and return to the toilet, where I am now, naked, writing this newsletter to you.

Moving swiftly on. Two VERY important things. Firstly, NOW EVERYONE, INCLUDING EMPLOYEES AT INVESTEC, OLD MUTUAL AND DELOITTES ARE ABLE TO GET AROUND THE SYSTEM AND VIEW THEIR DAILY DOSE OF 2OCEANSVIBE.COM.

Now, for the first time, employees of these big brother institutions are able to think for themselves. That's right! You can now make your own decisions. God, it's liberating! Imagine, deciding on what you want to read, when you want to read it! That's right, my sweet angels. God has bestowed upon us HOPSTER. www.hopster.com - go there now. The website claims: "Freedom is just five minutes away! With just a little more than 1Mb, downloading hopster is just a matter of minutes. And it even configures itself automatically" (thank God, 'cos you wouldn't know what the f*ck to do anyway). So go get it! The demo version is all you need for 2oceansvibe. Thanks Chris.

So those of you who have friends who cry themselves to sleep because they can't get 2oceansvibe at work, forward them this email and save a life today!

Secondly, we have decided to launch Mr. 2oceansvibe 2005! I know. I know. Keep your pants on, ladies! After last year's mind blowing race to the finish, there is a lot to live up to this year. We contacted last year's winner, Mr. 2oceansvibe 2004, Pieter Dixon in his new home town, Bath, England. Pieter had this to say, "Jes*s, are you serious?! Has it been a year already? Sh*t! Well, I dunno, I suppose all I can say is that it's been an awesome year! There's no doubt that chicks dig me. Doors just seem to open for me. Good luck to the next winner, it's one helluva a year my boych!".

With a little help, Seth congratulates last year's winner.
Mr. 2oceansvibe 2004, Pieter Dixon.

So there you have it! It's on! Mr. 2oceansvibe 2005! The title is there for the taking! We have a short list for half of the 24 entries we will allow. But from here it's up to you! We need 12 more names, photographs and vital statistics to join in the runnings. Send to editor@2oceansvibe.com - Same rules as last year - only single guys and only from Cape Town. As much as we love the rest of you, we have to maintain some sort of Cape Town affiliation. There are no two oceans in Schweeberg. 2oceansvibe.com = Cape Town. Get it? After all, we're not flying anyone down from the UK, US or Schweeberg for prize giving.

God, that was an action packed newsletter. I need another Jammies, and you need to get the show on the road. Now it's time to say goodbye, to all our company. M-I-C (see ya real soon), K-E-Y (why? Because we like you!), M-O-U-S-E.

EXTRA: We forgot to mention these guys who set off in early July (this year) in a 4X4 Land Rover to drive up from Cape Town to Lamu, Kenya. From Lamu they dismounted the three kayaks and began the paddle down to Kosi Bay in Mozambique with the 4X4 following them along the coastline. Interesting vibe - check it out at www.k2k.co.za

Much love,

Seth Rotherham
Editor
2oceansvibe.com
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