It's over. Please leave.
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So we lost the bid for the Rugby World Cup. Thank God! Our children can finally, once again, walk free. No more must we endure the "I" specialist, Francois Pienaar. That's right! It ends here! No more do you have to be FORCE FED FRANCOIS PIENAAR'S DR SPOCK IMPERSONATIONS. Hopefully he'll disappear into obscurity and take the Supersport ex-'95 winners with him.

Finally, the nightmare will go away.

How do we do it? Is there a way of also getting rid of the Supersport 1995 World Cup team's wank-a-thon that continues to bore? The following was overheard during a comemrical break in the Supersport studios.

Joel: "Hey Frankie (Francois), sorry to hear about the bid.

Pienaar: "Hey, thanks for caring, Joelers. I just feel so useless"

J: "Don't be silly, I still think you're a great captain"

P: " Really? Do you mean that?"

J: "Definitely! And what about me? Do you miss my kicking"

P: "Big Time!"

J: "Do you remember that kick I did in 1995?"

P: " Ja! Big time! Joost was there!"

J: "That's right! Joost was there! He's here as well, can't you see him here, under the table? He's been giving me oral the whole time!"

P: (looking under table)"Oh my God! I didn't realise that! Are we having a 1995 WC oral session?"

J: "Of course, Frankie! We have one EVERY night!"

P: "Awesome! Hey, Joost, can you 'take scrum' and lick my balls?!"

Joost: "Anything for you, Dr Spock!"

P: "Thanks, I'll get Kobus to finish off with a rim-job".

And so it goes on.

BUT SERIOUSLY, FRANCOIS, YOU HAVE NO OTHER REASON TO BOTHER US NOW. PLEASE GO AND DO SOMETHING ELSE THAT DOESN'T INVOLVE BEING A PART OF OUR LIVES. YOU BORE US. YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN A BORE HOLE.

Seth Rotherham
Editor
2oceansvibe.com
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