Last minute rush to buy tickets for R1.4 billion jackpot
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If you haven't yet bought tickets for the R1.4 billion PlayEuroMillions jackpot, you are running DANGEROUSLY close to being labeled a FOOL. Because only a FOOL would ignore something so outlandishly massive. Enjoy this little fact I saw on SKY News reported this morning that, if won by a single player, it will be
THE BIGGEST LOTTERY WIN EVER
Again, you'd be a fool.
In our article earlier this week we mentioned a few of the toys that wouldn't even dent your winnings:
Katafanga Island, Fiji - very sexual
AVAILABLE TO YOU AT A VERY SMOOTH €25 million
CLICK HERE TO ENTER €130 MILLION SUPERDRAW JACKPOT
This island is 225 acres in size, including white sand beaches, a reef, a villa development, a 1.5 million liter reservoir, a power generation plant to rival ESKOM, 7km of road, a RUNWAY, a 9-hole golf course, tennis court - WHATEVER - it's ALL THERE!
So that leaves us with change of about €105 million, which is about R1.15 billion. Which is still burning a hole in my pocket. So we'll have buy that Gulfstream G550 jet we investigated last time, you know, to GET to the island.
Ok, so call it R400 bar for the plane - we'll be left with R750 million. So the plane will take us from the airport to other airports around the world. And the nice thing about the Gulfstream G550 is it can land on short runways. So you can fly direct from London to Plett, if you felt like it.
But I tell you where I have a problem. It's traffic. It's things like the J&B Met. I want to land in the met - I don't want to be "dropped off" outside like some twat. No, no - I think we need the Sikorsky S-76C++, the helicopter you might remember Bill Parish (Anthony Hopkins) using in the Brad Pitt movie Meet Joe Black. Let's drill another $15 million (R112 bars) :
Nice one. So we're left with R638 million after all of that!
Fine - we'll get a pad in Clifton, London, New York, Paris (we've got Provence covered already) and Ibiza. We'll still be left with half a billion Rand to RELAX with. You know, to spoil the angels and close friends with - jewellery, champagne, gifts for P Diddy, cars, fine-dining, car guards etc.
It's too easy. You'll be SO much happier. Trust me, people who say money can't buy you happiness are LYING.
I bought 15 tickets the other day and have JUST bought ANOTHER 10 (I swear to God - I am NOT fucking around this time). That's 25 tickets! Trust me I'll win AT LEAST ENOUGH to cover the tickets.
I SUGGEST you do the same! Only a FOOL would ignore it this time.
CLICK HERE to enter the R1.4 billion
PlayEuroMillions lottery online RIGHT NOW!
Seth Rotherham
Editor
2oceansvibe.com
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