Absolute bullshit
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I was just watching SKY news and they were chatting to a "Space EXPERT".

A space EXPERT, you say?

Hmm, three words : BULLSHIT, BULLSHIT, BULLSHIT!

Surely no-one can be an actual SPACE expert?

I mean, really!!

I think we all agree what the first two questions would be that we would ask a so called "Space EXPERT" if we ever ran into someone so highly qualified in the great unknown.

"Hi, Space EXPERT, tell me, where do black holes lead to"?

SPACE EXPERT: "I Don't know"

"Good. Ok. Fine. Tell me this then, how wide is the solar system?

SPACE EXPERT: "I Don't know"

My point exactly. You're not a fucking EXPERT and you never will be. No one is an ACTUAL space EXPERT.

An expert is someone with a great amount of knowledge in a particular field. Whilst our boy might know MORE than others, I would say, given the size of the solar system, that his knowledge is pretty fucking limited. I am sure your GENERAL KNOWLEDGE is good, but you're not an EXPERT.

At best, you're a fucking space CADET.

The "Crab Nebula"
CLAP CLAP! Well done!
How wide is the solar system, A-hole?

Seth Rotherham
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