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Joining Zuma’s Table At MK’s First Anniversary Celebration Will Cost A Ludicrous R2 Million
28 Nov 2024 by Tayla / No Comments
Who in their right mind is forking out R2 million to eat at the same table as former president Jacob Zuma?
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Monday Morning Spice
02 Sep 2024 by Heinrich / No Comments
Eskom sabotage vanishes, How Team SA fared at the Paralympics on Saturday, Myanmar people are offering to sell their kidneys online, and Adele announces indefinite hiatus from music.
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Tuesday Morning Spice
21 May 2024 by Heinrich / No Comments
A German coup plot, Seismic storm hits Italy’s Campi Flegrei super volcano, Ben Affleck has ‘come to his senses’, War crimes warrants for Hamas and Israeli leaders, and Business reacts to Zuma’s ConCourt ruling.
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Wednesday Morning Spice
24 Apr 2024 by Heinrich / No Comments
China’s ‘gross’ work outfit rebellion, Zuma’s ill-health sparks concerns, Greece’s capital turns an orange hue with dust clouds from North Africa, Six arrests after violence at St George’s Day, and Hunters die after contracting The Zombie Deer Virus.
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Monday Morning Spice
22 Apr 2024 by Heinrich / No Comments
Seven years of billsh*t: Joburg resident takes City to court, Salman Rushdie warns against forgetting value of free speech, Bella Hadid’s father sends racist, homophobic messages to congressman, Zuma’s Russian connections, and The ‘Robin Hood’ TikToker.
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Pansi Trump And Zuma
16 Apr 2024 by Alex de Bruin / No Comments
Why hasn’t humanity used the vast potential of artificial intelligence to help us make the most important decisions?
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Wednesday Morning Spice
10 Apr 2024 by Heinrich / No Comments
Whistleblower claims that Boeing’s 787 Dreamliner is flawed, Jacob Zuma to contest elections, Champions League gets alleged terror threats, Using Minecraft to teach coding and robotics, and Scrabble makes historic change to game.
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Rape-Accused Bishop Zondo Makes MK Party Candidate List
12 Mar 2024 by Heinrich / No Comments
The disgraced preacher, who is currently on trial for multiple sex crimes, was appointed as the party’s candidate to lead Gauteng after the party’s leader – himself a rape-trial veteran – was moved by the rape-accused preacher’s loyal congregants singing a hymn about machine guns in church.
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Former Chief Justice Mogoeng Mogoeng Says God Wants Him To Be President Of South Africa
12 Feb 2024 by Heinrich / No Comments
Former Chief Justice Mogoeng Mogoeng seems inspired, so we wish him well as leads the flock into the Karoo with nothing but a gavel and a dream.
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Tuesday Morning Spice
30 Jan 2024 by Heinrich / No Comments
Bad news for South Africa’s new driving licence cards, Joburg chief whip wounded during charity event, Stellenbosch University does damage control, Neuralink implants chip into brain of first human test subject, and How Cape Town’s bin scroungers are doing us all a favour.
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Zuma Tells MK Party Supporters ‘To Go Vote ANC’ In Speech Blunder [Video]
17 Jan 2024 by Heinrich / No Comments
Blunders and Zuma go together like peas and carrots, or ANC and corruption, but even attendees at Monday’s MK Party branch launch had to laugh at the old man’s slip of the forked tongue.
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Looks Like We’re Getting A New Nuclear Power Plant – With A Little Help From Our Russian Friends
13 Dec 2023 by Heinrich / No Comments
The ANC’s inability to think beyond the next election, and great love for kickbacks, seems to blind them to the fact that nuclear power is an investment that requires commitment of almost a century. Whoever slides into bed with you is going to be a lover for a long time.
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Wednesday Morning Spice
06 Dec 2023 by Heinrich / No Comments
Great white sharks returning to South African waters, South African water and sewage control systems potentially hit in global hack, Sun City, Pilansberg tourists ambushed, shot at for euros, CPT Arts Festival gives buskers their big break, and A starry tribute to Marianne Faithfull.
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Monday Morning Spice
06 Nov 2023 by Heinrich / No Comments
WhatsApp’s AI shows gun-wielding children when prompted with ‘Palestine’, Mexico City’s Day of the Dead parade, R38 million on South Africa’s “most expensive shack”, What Loch Ness monster hunters found after biggest search in 50 years, and South Africa has turned its back on government.
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Friday Morning Spice
27 Oct 2023 by Heinrich / No Comments
Landmark decision for housing in Cape Town, The Crown season 6 trailer confronts Diana’s complicated final days, World Bank grants SA $1bn loan, Big drop in petrol and diesel prices coming next week, and High Court rules any parent is entitled to four months parental leave.
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Breaking News: Zuma Pops In And Out Of Prison After Receiving ‘Special Remission’
11 Aug 2023 by Heinrich / No Comments
Once you get past the WTF moment, you have to admire the fancy footwork done by everyone involved. Smoke, mirrors, and remissions aside, did we really think Zuma was ever going to go back to jail?
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Tuesday Morning Spice
08 Aug 2023 by Heinrich / No Comments
How diamond dealer bankrolled Zuma’s legal quests, Zoom orders workers back to office, Overweight people’s brains are different, Sandra Bullock’s partner dies, and Cape Town granted urgent interdict against taxis.
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Thursday Morning Spice
03 Aug 2023 by Heinrich / No Comments
Leprosy cases surging in US, Zuma back in SA after Russia trip, Never-say-die Proteas claim historic draw, Vegan influencer ‘dies of starvation’, and New algorithm spots first “potentially hazardous” near-earth asteroid.
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Zapiro Is Really Going After Zuma Now
07 Jul 2021 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Zapiro and Zuma have done battle for years. As we enter another day wondering if the former president will end up behind bars, the cartoonist isn’t letting up.
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Jacob Zuma’s Done A Runner From The Zondo Commission
19 Nov 2020 by Carrie / No Comments
Zuma is going to new lengths to avoid taking the stand, including bogus recusal requests and simply running away from the commission.
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The Real Story Behind Zuma’s Gun Tweet, According To His Son
06 Feb 2020 by Carrie / No Comments
Social media was ablaze on Wednesday night after Jacob Zuma tweeted a photo of himself wielding a weapon. His son says it’s all an overreaction.
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Stop Everything – Jacob Zuma Is Recording An Album
07 Jan 2019 by Carrie / No Comments
Just when you thought Jacob Zuma couldn’t spring any more surprises on South Africa, he announces that he’s working on his first album.
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A Quick Look At The Academic Qualifications Of South Africa’s Post-1994 Presidents
18 Oct 2018 by Carrie / 1 Comment
Everybody knows that Jacob Zuma wasn’t exactly swimming in academic excellence, but how do our other post-1994 presidents compare?
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Friday Morning Spice
06 Apr 2018 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
Zuma trial going ahead. Shock Shell Report. Facebook investigated. More London violence. Guptas granted extension. Bollywood star gets 5 years. World’s best surfing hotels. Meghan Markle’s dad prepares. Average bribes in SA.
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Monday Morning Spice
22 Jan 2018 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
The fall of Zuma. Zille to plan Day Zero. US government shuts down. Robots for MH370. Phelps nearly killed himself. Adolescence up to 24. Scarlett attacks Franco. BA pilot boards plane drunk. Sheeran engaged. Kim’s new baby name. Sarah Ferguson wants £45m.
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SpaceX’s Zuma Mission Has Failed Miserably [Video]
09 Jan 2018 by Sloane Hunter / No Comments
On Sunday, SpaceX launched the deeply mysterious Zuma satellite into space, but it appears something went wrong. The multi-billion dollar mission has been a disaster.
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How Many MPs Broke Ranks Against ANC For Tuesday’s Secret Vote
10 Aug 2017 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
It is surprising the DA, EFF and all other non-ANC parties weren’t doing flick-flacks on Tuesday. Even though they lost the no-confidence vote, the number of secret MPs who turned on Zuma was unprecedented.
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Monday Morning Spice
17 Jul 2017 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
Zuma offered R2billion to F-off. Mugabe sons evicted from Sandton apartment. China’s fake SA history. Charlie Gard lawyer shock. Euro horsemeat scam. Tiffany Trump and Marla on yacht. Bill Clinton sandwiched by Bushs.
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Friday Morning Spice
05 May 2017 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
Zuma checkmate. Racist Mabel resigns. Naspers company his $300 billion. Hillary forming new political group. Obama endorses French candidate. Prince Philip opts to chill. Ferrari expected to fetch R43m. Kate’s little lamb.
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Zuma Safety Fears – Unprecedented Levels Of Weapons, Ammunition, Cars And Soldiers Protecting Number 1
24 Oct 2016 by Sloane Hunter / No Comments
Zuma’s team of personal security has now grown so much so that it’s the most people any South African head of state has ever had – and you need to ask yourself, “Why?”
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