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Zimbabwe
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Robert Mugabe Fell On His Poepstring Yesterday [Images]
05 Feb 2015 by Jasmine Stone / 1 Comment
The new chairman of the African Union took a little dive the other day, down the podium steps. I only wish this was on video… oh wait.
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Is Uncle Bob Really Our Best Option For AU Chair?
30 Jan 2015 by Kiernan / No Comments
It looks increasingly likely that Robert Mugabe will be appointed chairman of the African Union. Say what now?
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Remember That Guy That Said He Was Raped? Yeah Well Check This Out
23 Jan 2015 by Kiernan / No Comments
It seems one man has been caught with his pants down by our neighbours up north, and now he has to face the music.
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Will The Robert Mugabe Diet Beat The Tim Noakes Diet?
19 Jan 2015 by Kiernan / No Comments
One is a diet made famous by a rancorous elder gentleman who refuses to listen to other opinions. The other is the diet of the Zimbabwean president.
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Thabo Mbeki Responds To Mail & Guardian
01 Dec 2014 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Former President Thabo Mbeki has hit back at the allegations from the Mail and Guardian during an editorial they published two weeks ago…
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Forget Going Overseas This Summer – Here’s Why
03 Nov 2014 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Spending your holiday overseas is just expensive and unnecessary. We’ve got some pretty awesome things on offer right here under the African sun.
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CONGRATS! Grace Mugabe Just Got Her PhD In Record Time
18 Sep 2014 by Jasmine Stone / 1 Comment
Zim’s first lady managed to register, graft and graduate as doctorate of sociology in little over 2 months…Gracefully capped by hubby, Robert Mugabe.
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DIRECT HIT: Mitchell Johnson Shatters Commentary Box Window With Monster 6 [Video]
26 Aug 2014 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Australia’s Mitchell Johnson hit an absolute monster of a shot which broke the commentary box’s window during the international test against Zimbabwe.
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This Video Got Freshlyground Deported From Zimbabwe
05 May 2014 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Southern African band Freshlyground were scheduled to perform the closing number at the Harare International Festival of the Arts. Shortly after their arrival, however, Freshlyground were rounded up and shipped straight back to whence they came. Four years ago they were banned from performing in Zimbabwe as a result of their video: Chicken to Change. The video is aimed […]
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Bet You Didn’t Know This About Robert Mugabe
01 Apr 2014 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Oh, Mugabe. The nonagenarian is quite the controversial leader. Here are a couple of facts from Robert Mugabe’s upbringing, life and numerous terms as Zimbabwe’s president that we bet you didn’t know.
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Monday Morning Spice
06 Jan 2014 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
Robert Mugabe has collapsed. New York to loosen marijuana laws. It’s -50C in some parts of the US. There’s a video of Schumacher’s crash. Bheki Cele reveals ‘hit list.’ Cape student kissed Cheryl Cole..
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Zimbabwean Opposition’s Future Is In Jeopardy After Losing Three Elections In A Row [AUDIO]
26 Sep 2013 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
The Movement for Democratic Change in Zimbabwe once raised hopes that President Robert Mugabe’s ZANU-PF could be defeated at the polls. But, after losing three elections in a row, the party is at war with itself and looks set for a slow death.
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41 Elephants Were Killed With Cyanide In Zim
05 Sep 2013 by Jasmine Stone / 1 Comment
Poachers in Zimbabwe mixed cyanide with salt, and used it to contaminate pools where elephants go to drink – quietly killing 41 elephants. Once the elephants died, their tusks were cut off and taken away, while the elephants’ bodies were left to rot.
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Actually Yes, Zimbabwe Is Building A R3 Billion African ‘Disneyland’
27 Aug 2013 by Jasmine Stone / 3 Comments
In yet another stunning example of how you can’t keep Zimbabwe down, the country’s tourism and hospitality minister has told reporters at the a UN tourism conference that plans are afoot to develop a $300 million “Disneyland in Africa” at Victoria Falls.
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If Mugabe Finds This Blogger Mole, It Won’t Be Pretty
11 Jul 2013 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
If you are trying to get the inside dish on President Robert Mugabe’s ruling party then listen out for this name, Baba Jukwa. Followers of this popular blogger will go to all lengths and heights it seems just to get the latest news.
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The Zimbabwean Ugliest Man Pageant Is Just Around The Corner – For Real
06 Jun 2013 by Jasmine Stone / 1 Comment
Not a conventional pageant to say the least. But interesting and entertaining regardless. August will see the fourth Mr Ugly competition in Zimbabwe and will be hosted by Aerowise Entertainment, a Zimbabwean based company.
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Woman Killed, As Seven Lions Attack Couple Having Sex
08 Mar 2013 by Jasmine Stone / 2 Comments
While Sharai Mawera and an unidentified fisherman friend were making the beast with two backs in the middle of “a bushy area” somewhere in Kariba, Zimbabwe, they had no idea that another beast was lurking in the distance. Actually, seven beasts were lurking. The pride of lions attacked the couple, and unfortunately Mawera could not get away. The […]
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Zimbabwe Only Has R2 000 Left In The Government Bank Account
30 Jan 2013 by Jasmine Stone / 3 Comments
The Zimbabwean Finance Minister, Tendai Biti revealed yesterday that there are only R2 000 left in the country’s government public account.
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Is Mugabe Busy Dying?
03 Jul 2012 by Jasmine Stone / 4 Comments
Mad Bob is on his way to Singapore yet again, for what has been described by one of his aides as a routine medical checkup. The president’s faith in his own country’s healthcare system aside, is the 88 year-old on the way out?
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Radvertising: Sacha Baron Cohen Punks Robert Mugabe
09 May 2012 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Fancy embossed invitations to attend a preview of The Dictator, Sacha Baron Cohen’s new film, are being sent around Washington D.C. – ostensibly from “President Robert Mugabe and the Ministry of Education, Sport, Art, and Culture.” Zimbabwe’s art ministry has assured reporters that it hasn’t come from them.
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Robert Mugabe “Fighting For His Life” In Singapore Hospital
10 Apr 2012 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
After decades of fighting innocent and unarmed civilians, Robert Mugabe is now reportedly battling with death in a Singapore hospital. Confidential info released by WikiLeaks last month said Mugabe has prostate cancer that has spread to other organs. According to the report, he was also urged by his physician to step down in 2008, but had ignored the advice.
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Zimbabwe Suspends Weddings Indefinitely
04 Apr 2012 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Zimbabwe has suspended all weddings indefinitely – reportedly in an effort to curb corruption and fraud. The ban on matrimony was revealed by the state-run Herald newspaper, SW Radio Africa reported yesterday.
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Donald Trump’s Sons Go On Safari Killing Spree In Zimbabwe [PICS]
15 Mar 2012 by Jasmine Stone / 8 Comments
Yesterday fury broke out across social networks over surfaced photos of Donald Trump’s sons on a safari killing spree in Zimbabwe. Taken last year, the pictures show Eric and Donald Trump proudly posing next to animals they’ve killed. The list include an elephant, leopard, crocodile, kudu, civet cat and water buck. Full gallery of the boys’ hunting achievements – after the jump.
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Zimbabwe Bans Foreign Papers
03 Feb 2012 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Think our South African Protection of Information Bill is scary? It’s nothing on Zimbabwe’s media commission, which has announced that it will actively ban foreign newspapers and magazines henceforth.
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Explosion Hits Mugabe’s Ruling Party Office In Zimbabwe
29 Dec 2011 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
HARARE — An explosion hit the provincial office of Zimbabwean President Robert Mugabe’s ZANU-PF in the central city of Gweru, causing only material damage, state media reported on Thursday. “We are still investigating the cause of the explosion” which occurred late Tuesday, police inspector Patrick Chademana told The Herald newspaper. He said nobody was injured […]
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Over A Million Zimbabweans Risk Starving
21 Nov 2011 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
More than one million people in Zimbabwe are going to need food aid between now and March next year, according to the United Nations World Food Programme (WFP). And sadly, the UN agency says it’s going to be short of funding to the tune of around $42 million – money which was intended to provide food to hungry Zim households in the first quarter of 2012.
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The Zimbabwean, The Hooker And The Ass
26 Oct 2011 by Jasmine Stone / 1 Comment
What began as a harmless night of casual paid-for sex turned into a magical mystery adventure that has landed a Zimbabwean man in court charged with bestiality.
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Zimbabwe Torture Camp Exposed
08 Aug 2011 by Jasmine Stone / 1 Comment
“There was a lot of screaming.” The BBC is reporting that Zimbabwean police and military are recruiting civilians to illegally dig for diamonds for them. The report also mention a torture camp, run by Zimbabwe’s security forces, operating in the country’s rich Marange diamond fields.
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Zimbabwean Man To Stand Trial For Telling A Mugabe Joke
26 Jul 2011 by Jasmine Stone / 1 Comment
Zebedia Mpofu allegedly had the audacity to tell a colleague at work that a soft drink and packet of biscuits he was having for lunch came courtesy of Zimbabwe’s economic policies under Robert Mugabe’s main rival, Prime Minister Morgan Tsvangirai. Thank goodness someone heard and reported this traitor, who now has to stand trail for insulting and/or undermining Mugabe.
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Mugabe Attends Beatification Of Pope John Paul II Despite Travel Ban, Calls It “Fabulous”
03 May 2011 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Despite a ban on traveling to the European Union for the last decade, Robert Mugabe once again found himself there this weekend. He attended the beatification of the late pope John Paul II. The experience clearly touched that (only to be confirmed by autopsy one day) heart of his and he said it was “fabulous, absolutely heavenly.” Fabulous? What straight man uses that word?
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