Here’s a picture of composite images of women’s faces from different countries and ethnicities, all apparently representing the “average” female.
There’s a lot to be said for the emancipation of the modern female. We haven’t done all that badly. But there is one thing that a woman could never get right: “Female freedom – The Freedom to Pee Standing Up!” Well because you know, you don’t have real freedom until you can urinate in a bank queue.
In the gulag that Seth has us working in, we have a beating chamber. It’s the one small mercy of my life at 2oceansvibe. When I’m relieved of my duties as a human coffee table (after meetings), I go back to the beating chamber, where I get to break microwaves, furniture and sunglasses from rival […]