Now we know you’re going to think this is some Photoshop joke we’re all in on but reports from the UK are saying this is the real deal. The animal kingdom never cease to amaze.
A man from Hoquiam Washington, carrying a dead weasel, burst into an apartment and assaulted the occupant. As the weasel-wielding attacker burst into the room, the victim said, “Why are you carrying a weasel?” to which the attacker replied, “It’s not a weasel, it’s a marten,” and then punched him in the nose and left the weasel behind. Of course.