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Madonna Fell HARD At The Brit Awards [Video]
26 Feb 2015 by Kiernan / No Comments
Please enjoy this video of Madonna falling on her gat from a dizzy height. Unless you happen to be a Madonna fan, in which case you should probably look away now.
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Beautiful Teacher Banned For Life After Having Sex With Ex-Pupil Once He Went To University [Image]
25 Feb 2015 by Kiernan / No Comments
We know teacher-student sexual relationships get people all kinds of worked up and for good reason. How do you feel, then, about someone getting the sack for hooking up with a former pupil?
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Top Gun Fans: Enjoy These UK Jets Escorting A Russian Bomber [Video]
20 Feb 2015 by Kiernan / No Comments
Nowadays people get pretty sensitive when it comes to their airspace. The UK had some unwelcome visitors recently and sent out the big guns to shoo them off.
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Fancy An Ice-Lolly To Make You Jolly? New Ice-Cream Makes Women Horny
12 Feb 2015 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Eating ice-cream can be something of an erotic experience but a business in the UK is taking things to the next level with their new dairy delight. Vice Cream, anyone?
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This British Perspective On Zuma’s Jan Van Riebeeck Comments Has Gone Viral
11 Feb 2015 by Kiernan / 56 Comments
There is an article doing the rounds written by a rather irate Briton in response to some of JZ’s latest comments. In case you happen to have missed it we have you covered.
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Anti-Charlie Hebdo Protests Across London [Photos]
09 Feb 2015 by Kiernan / 11 Comments
Protesters in London took to the streets yesterday to denounce Charlie Hebdo for publishing images of the Prophet Muhammad. People are angry.
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The Sun Has Not Cancelled The Page 3 Topless Girls
22 Jan 2015 by Kiernan / No Comments
Fans of breasts around the UK are today rejoicing as the Sun’s Page 3 beauties return from hiatus. In other news, UK internet searches for ‘boobs’ decreased dramatically.
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Essex Is Charming: Watch Cyclist Get Knocked Off Bike Then Beaten By White Trash [Video]
16 Jan 2015 by Kiernan / No Comments
What happens when a van driver runs a cyclist off the road, causing him to crash and injure himself? He gets out to finish the job of course.
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Using Your Apple Watch While Driving – How Will That Work?
17 Sep 2014 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
While you’re not technically “holding” it, operating a smartwatch while driving is being seen as a serious distraction, according to the Department of Transport in the UK.
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Nestle Is Really Sorry About This Penis-Shaped Chocolate
17 Jul 2014 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
It seems a plague of penises is upon the UK as yet another case of an inappropriately placed penis has been reported by a lawyer in the UK. This time the penis was on his… it’s too gruesome, you have to see it for yourself.
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Please Enjoy This Ghost Ship Jam-Packed With Cannibal Rats, Heading For Britain
24 Jan 2014 by Jasmine Stone / 2 Comments
Experts have warned English port authorities that a 30 year-old abandoned ship could be about to land on Britain’s shore.
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Married Father Of Two Killed By A Single Punch During Argument Over An Affair [VIDEO]
18 Dec 2013 by Jasmine Stone / 5 Comments
When Matthew Welford walked up to Alexander Frew to accuse him of having an affair with his wife, he probably didn’t imagine that that would be the last time he was conscious. Moments into his confrontation of Frew in a UK parking lot, Welford copped a blow to the chin from Frew that rendered him […]
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This Is The Moment When The Woolwich Killers Rushed The Police [VIDEO]
24 May 2013 by Jasmine Stone / 2 Comments
WARNING: Please don’t watch this video if you’re a sensitive viewer. Two London locals who drove British soldier, Lee Rigby down with a vehicle before stabbing him to death and beheading him were shot by police on Wednesday afternoon.
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UK Teaching Union To Address Porn In The Classroom
25 Oct 2012 by Jasmine Stone / 2 Comments
Complaining that sex education guidelines are woefully out of date, the UK teachers union, the National Association of Head Teachers has called for a novel new approach to helping kids learns about all those funny changes and why girls and boys get together. This shouldn’t cause any trouble with parents, I’m sure.
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Scotland Contemplates Split From United Kingdom In 2014
10 Oct 2012 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
If you’ve ever been to Scotland, or seen Braveheart, you’ll know that the Scots and the English aren’t the best of friends. Scotland currently operates under its own set of laws, and has a devolved government in Edinburgh, but it is now looking at making things a little more permanent.
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Has Madeleine McCann’s Grave Been Found By A Saffa?
06 Jul 2012 by Jasmine Stone / 3 Comments
Madeleine McCann disappeared when her family went on holiday to Portugal in 2007. Her body has never been found, and her parents are clinging to the belief that she is still alive. This hasn’t stopped a South African man from his mission to find her grave – which he claims he’s just done.
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Ass Food Raises Its Head In The UK
16 Mar 2012 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
The above was sent in by Carl Anderson, whose brother reports that Ass Fudge is now available at supermarkets in Brighton, UK. And not just any ass fudge – a Welsh Lady’s ass fudge! Will this horror have no end? CLICK HERE for all the ass products we have on record. It really is quite […]
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Sick Of Your Wife? Put Her On The No-Fly List
04 Feb 2011 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
An immigration officer in the U.K. tried to rid himself of his wife by adding her name to a list of terrorist suspects. What really upsets me here isn’t the abuse of power, but the fact that he didn’t think of outsourcing his expertise to the hordes of miserable husbands all over the world before being caught.
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UK Student Hurls Fire Extinguisher At Police From Rooftop – Charged With Attempted Murder [VIDEO]
12 Jan 2011 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
UK student, Edward Woollard, has been sentenced to two years and eight months behind bars for violent disorder. What kind of violent disorder, you might ask? The kind of violent disorder that sees you lob a large fire extinguisher at the potentially mushy heads of policemen eight stories below you. And he got very close. Watch the video after the break.
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