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“In Bad Taste” – Nando’s Distances Itself From Fake Thabo Bester Advert
19 Apr 2023 by Heinrich / No Comments
Leave the subtle art of taking the piss to the professionals.
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Thursday Morning Spice
13 Apr 2023 by Heinrich / No Comments
Twitter is no more, Trump says court staff cried at hearing, David Kramer gets lifetime achievement award, Bitcoin set for another bull run, and Harry Potter gets a TV series.
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Twitter On The Verge Of Becoming ‘Titter’ – Elon Musk Officially Has The Humour Of A Breast-Obsessed Toddler
11 Apr 2023 by Tayla / No Comments
Elon Musk is not funny, he’s childish. Don’t @ me.
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Marriage Proposal During Baseball Game Goes Horribly Wrong
31 Mar 2023 by Heinrich / No Comments
Will she say yes? Will she laugh in your face? Will a burly security guard blindside tackle you like Bakkies Botha?
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Mark Zuckerberg Is Going Head-To-Head With Elon Musk
14 Mar 2023 by Tayla / No Comments
Elon Musk has entered a new arena with Mark Zuckerberg since his $44 billion acquisition of Twitter.
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Wednesday Morning Spice
01 Mar 2023 by Heinrich / No Comments
Ramaphosa still dithering while Rome burns, Unemployment rate eases a fraction, Oscars ‘Slap Crises Team’ is a joke, Ghislaine Maxwell appeals conviction, Choccies for breakfast, Ukraine gets a Banksy stamp to annoy Putin, Missing Brazilian’s remains found in shark, and a deadly train derailment in Greece.
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Mexican President Shares Photo As ‘Proof’ That Woodland Elves Exist
27 Feb 2023 by Heinrich / No Comments
Presidents. Are they all just a bit loopy, or are there really elves running around the Mexican forest?
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Elon Musk Is Making Sure He Gets Exactly What He Wants: Twitter Full Of Mostly His Tweets
15 Feb 2023 by Tayla / No Comments
Elon Musk threw a total tantrum last week after he realised that some of his tweets weren’t getting enough views.
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Trump’s Beef With Rihanna: “Bad Everything, And NO TALENT!”
14 Feb 2023 by Heinrich / No Comments
As Kanye West is likely to remain on his flight over the cuckoo’s nest for a while yet, Trump is going to need another ally in the music business for next year’s US elections.
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Thursday Morning Spice
09 Feb 2023 by Heinrich / No Comments
Enough cocaine to supply NZ for 30 years found in ocean, Comic Con comes to Cape Town in April, Teen could face firing squad in Bali, Death toll in Turkey-Syria earthquake tops 12 000, Lost letters of an imprisoned queen decrypted after 400 years, Putin linked to down passenger plane, The countries expats with kids love, 9 Best-selling sex toys for Valentine’s, Harry and Meghan backtracks, 3.75kg Tubs of Hellmann’s Mayo spotted in Cape Town, SONA road closures and Ramaphosa urged to get real & Massive Zoom lay-offs.
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Radical Footage Shows Moment Earthquake Hit Turkey – Buildings Collapsing In Seconds [Videos]
08 Feb 2023 by Heinrich / No Comments
Horrifying footage is emerging on social media following the devastating earthquake that hit Turkey and Syria.
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US Shoots Down Chinese Spy Balloon And The Internet Retaliates With Memes
08 Feb 2023 by Heinrich / No Comments
With China and the US at each other’s necks over Taiwan, these memes have a nervous giggle about them.
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Madonna ‘Unrecognisable’ At The Grammy’s
08 Feb 2023 by Heinrich / No Comments
Madonna has been the Queen of Pop for almost a thousand years now, but now fans are worried about her ‘unrecognisable’ smooth appearance at Grammy Awards 2023.
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New Joburg Mayor Picks Low Hanging Fruit For First 3 Months In Office
31 Jan 2023 by Heinrich / No Comments
New week brings a new mayor with bold new priorities for City of Johannesburg: Fixing potholes. We are saved!
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Update: M&M’s Surrenders
26 Jan 2023 by Heinrich / No Comments
M&M’s surrenders and gets Maya Rudolph instead.
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Kyrgios Couldn’t Resist Chirping After His Warm-Up Game Sold Out In Under An Hour
12 Jan 2023 by Heinrich / No Comments
Cocky Nick Kyrgios thinks it’s all about him and forgets that his opponent is a tennis legend.
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Elon Musk Makes A Mockery Of Woke T-Shirts Found At Twitter HQ [Video]
25 Nov 2022 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
New Twitter merch will probably be available soon. As for the old stuff, the boss doesn’t appear to be a fan.
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Elon Musk Is Thoroughly Enjoying His Brutal Public Firing Spree
16 Nov 2022 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Musk and now former Twitter employees have publicly battled on the platform, and it’s also alleged that he has sacked multiple employees for privately criticising him.
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Twitter Blue Tick Chaos, As Jesus Christ Is Verified
14 Nov 2022 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
In years to come, they will write business studies about the first few weeks and months of Elon Musk’s Twitter acquisition.
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Why They Reckon Elon Musk Will Blow This Whole Twitter Thing
11 Nov 2022 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Depending largely on your political leaning, you may think Elon Musk buying Twitter is a reason to celebrate or a reason to exit the social media giant altogether.
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Now Everyone Can Get A Blue Tick On Twitter
04 Nov 2022 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Some of Musk’s plans for the social media giant have stirred up fresh controversies, including charging for the famous ‘blue tick’.
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Friday Morning Spice
04 Nov 2022 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
Advertisers flee Twitter. SA taxis to be outlawed. Patrice ANC presidency nom. Zola Budd’s big regret. Dior goes after porn star.
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Wednesday Morning Spice
02 Nov 2022 by Kiernan / No Comments
Twitter blue tick for $8 a month. Amanda Knox hits ‘peak weird’. Mercedes drop Ricciardo hint. Jantjies’ wife jets off to Cyprus.
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Elon Musk’s Open Letter To Twitter Advertisers Promises It Won’t Be A ‘Free-For-All Hellscape’
31 Oct 2022 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Elon Musk completed his long-awaited purchase of Twitter last week, which came with the customary meme-sharing and an open letter to advertisers.
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At Least South Africans Can Laugh About The Sandton Terror Warning
27 Oct 2022 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Not to be deterred, South Africans took to Twitter to share memes and jokes and take the piss out of how our government is handling things.
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What Do You Reckon About Elon’s “Let That Sink In” Twitter Stunt? [Video]
27 Oct 2022 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
I guess you have to allow Musk to crack dad jokes given that he seems determined to singlehandedly ensure that population growth remains constant.
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An Account On Twitter Made A Billionaire Sell His Private Plane
20 Oct 2022 by Jacqui / No Comments
The Twitter account has made the effort to monitor the billionaire’s movements, as well as his flight data, which led him to make some changes.
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Tweet About Queen’s Funeral Formation Prompts Hilarious Replies
21 Sep 2022 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
We made it through the 10-day mourning period following the passing of Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II, capped off by a funeral beamed into homes around the world.
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Is It Necessary For Random Brands To Send Out Messages Of Condolences Following The Queen’s Death?
09 Sep 2022 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
When news of Queen Elizabeth II’s passing broke, there was mourning, there were celebrations (not everybody loves the monarchy), and there was cringe to the max.
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What We Know About Elon Musk’s Secretive ‘X.com’ Website
12 Aug 2022 by Tayla / No Comments
After he flogged nearly eight million Tesla shares worth $6,9 billion before the very real possibility of being forced to purchase Twitter, Musk cryptically mentioned a desire to launch his own site.
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