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South Africa
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Charlize Theron Is Giving Afrikaans Lessons Now
07 Jan 2015 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
The Benoni bombshell is reaching out to her fans via Facebook… through Afrikaans lessons. Lekker man, lekker.
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They’re Gong To Make Matric Exams Difficult Again
05 Jan 2015 by Kiernan / No Comments
Nothing pleases the Department of Education more than an ever-increasing matric pass rate. But, shock and horror, this year it is predicted that the pass rate will actually fall by a few percent.
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Check Out BBC’s ‘My City’ Cape Town Feature [Video]
19 Dec 2014 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
It’s quite clear that we live in the most beautiful city in the world. We don’t need to be persuaded, but if your foreign friends do, then send this on to them.
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EPIC – Engineer On Eskom, “They Know Fuck All About Building Power Stations”
15 Dec 2014 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Whoop whoop it is almost holiday time for errrrbody! Luckily, the guys over at Eskom who are supposed to be building us a new plant have already been on holiday for four days.
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This Julius Malema Compilation Video Is Awesome
11 Dec 2014 by Jasmine Stone / 1 Comment
Julius Malema has had a busy year and has kept himself in the news a LOT. Here’s a video of the best Malema moments and Malema-isms.
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Yu – There Were Some Very Angry People Outside The High Court Yesterday [Video]
09 Dec 2014 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
So Shrien Dewani is a free man and shall go back to England and live happily ever after, which won’t be that easy. Either way, it has caused some angry responses in Cape Town.
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Apparently Gaddafi’s R2 Trillion In Gold, Diamonds And Cash Is Stashed In Bunkers In Johannesburg
08 Dec 2014 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Soooooo Gaddafi decided to hide his enormous wealth in South Africa, if the story is to be believed. I reckon we all get out out our spades and wheelbarrows and start digging…
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Trevor Noah Does Very Well On the Daily Show With Jon Stewart [Video]
08 Dec 2014 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Trevor Noah is funny as hell – and yes, it is because he makes you laugh at actual real things (which is what most comedians do), but he just manages to do it so well. Enjoy!
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Eskom – SA Could Come To A Standstill
08 Dec 2014 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
I feel like this electricity problem is really bringing our country together: EVERYONE can talk about it, whether rich, poor, purple, green, jobless or MD. It’s great.
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Crocodile Kills Golfer At Famous Golf Resort
05 Dec 2014 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Whilst this croc looks like he is tanning, he is probably watching a golfer about to do something stupid, like come swim in his water.
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Finally – They’ve Made A Site That Gives You Load Shedding Info – Just Type In Your Address
05 Dec 2014 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Finally, an easy way to organise your day around Eskom’s magnificent load shedding. Now you can still have the girls over for tea and actually have boiling water. #FunTimes
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Video Shows Moment Jean de Villiers Completely Twisted His Knee (Not For Sensitive Viewers)
02 Dec 2014 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Good grief. I’m literally experiencing phantom pains throughout my body for this poor man. And, oh my goodness, what will happen with the Rugby World Cup next year? Full panic.
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Zuma – ‘The ANC Is In Trouble’
27 Nov 2014 by Jasmine Stone / 1 Comment
It’s going to take nothing short of a miracle and an incredibly large change in attitude from everyone in South Africa to put this country back on the right track. ‘Cuz right now, it’s not looking good.
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OMG The Postal Strike Is Over
25 Nov 2014 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
BREAKING NEWS: SA Post Office strike is over – for now. Your mail will now be delivered…Or over the next 6 years…
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Nkandla Is Falling Apart – Look At These Pics
24 Nov 2014 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Nkandla has been the epicenter of controversy for the past few years and has caused chaos in the National Assembly recently. Guess what? It’s about to cause a whole lot more…
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And The Winner Of IDOLS SA Is…
24 Nov 2014 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
If you are one of those people who watch season upon season of reality talent shows, then I am sure you have spent the past 87234659827 Sundays watching Idols. Here’s this year’s winner.
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Road Rage In SA Is Reaching A Head
21 Nov 2014 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Move, bitch, get out the way. I honestly sometimes sing that song on repeat when I’m trying to manoeuvre my way across Buitengracht during afternoon traffic.
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HILARIOUS: Tiny SA Dog Chases Off Terrified Burglar [Video]
21 Nov 2014 by Jasmine Stone / 2 Comments
You get small dogs and then you get dogs that can pass as large, furry rats that can literally fit into a bra cup. They look sweet with their red bows in their hair, but they can be vicious little critters.
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SA Cop Suspended As Footage Shows Him Eating Banana While Man Is Killed In Front Of Him [Video]
20 Nov 2014 by Jasmine Stone / 3 Comments
So this actually happened in the Western Cape. It makes me so sad that society has regressed to this point. Also, bananas are probably going to be banned in the SAPS.
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Whoah! Karoo Farmer Finds Huge Crashed Google Balloon [Image]
20 Nov 2014 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
If you’re not in the know of Project Loon by Google, you’ll enjoy it when you find out. Except that if all the ‘loons’ keep falling out the sky, it won’t actually work.
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There Was A Near-Miss At OR Tambo Last Year And No-One Was Told
20 Nov 2014 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Unless you’re flying business class and will actually be asleep should something bad happen during your flight, flying can be traumatic. So imagine being stuck up in cattle class and you see a plane coming right at you.
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Genius: These Okes Made Choosing Your Next Phone/Provider Combination Child’s Play
19 Nov 2014 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Is your phone contract reaching the end of it’s life expectancy? Is the great phone hunt about to begin again? Have a look at this before you do anything. You’ll thank us later.
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Malema Says Zuma Can Forget About Delivering The State Of The Nation Address
18 Nov 2014 by Jasmine Stone / 1 Comment
I think it is safe to say that any friendship that remained between Zuma and Malema is now over, what with threats from the EFF to the ANC.
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New Bill Will Let 12 Year Olds Have Sex With 14 Year Olds
17 Nov 2014 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
As IF kids know what they are doing when they are 12 years old. I hadn’t even had my first kiss yet, and Parliament is discussing the sexual relationships of teenagers! Sigh.
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Here’s The Letter Tania Clarence Wrote To Her Husband After Killing The Twins
17 Nov 2014 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Between killing her twin boys and daughter Olivia, Tania Clarence wrote her husband Gary a letter, explaining the reasoning behind her actions…
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Woman Smothered Disabled Children With Nappy ‘So They Would Not Smell Her’
17 Nov 2014 by Jasmine Stone / 1 Comment
What would you do if your three children would die before you? Would the stress of life get to you? Would you go so far as to do this to your own family?
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“Zuma Is A Criminal” – Chaos Erupts In Parliament [Video]
14 Nov 2014 by Jasmine Stone / 2 Comments
The people who are trying to run our country had a progress filled day in the National Assembly yesterday. The first part of the morning was an argument, and then police had to be called in…
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Ex Marketing Director Of Red Bull SA Publishes Fantasy Novel – Book Signing This Weekend
14 Nov 2014 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
This South African marketing guru has taken to the idea of following his dreams and writing his first book – and it’s not about marketing. Enter “Return To Lemuria”, a new fantasy novel for the summer.
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Did Cell C Vandalise That Poster? Check This Out [Image]
12 Nov 2014 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Cell C should just drop their court action and let The Banner hang around for a bit now. They could have a competition to see who can be the most creative.
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Cape Town Sinkhole Eats Car And Driver Narrowly Escapes Death
07 Nov 2014 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Driving the roads in South Africa is like a life threatening challenge. You have to manoeuvre passed taxis, the odd farm animal if you’re in a rural area, and now massive potholes that eat entire cars.
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