Poor shoplifter had nothing on Jean de Villiers who chased him down at Paarl mall, plakkies and all.
Sometimes it’s best to admit that you’ve been caught with your hands in the cookie jar. Try to escape, and you can end up looking like real fools.
I’d like to call this guy one smooth criminal but there’s CCTV footage of his face which might prevent him claiming that title.
Sometimes you just have to applaud the ingenuity of criminals. This woman showed her inner-thigh strength is not to be scoffed at as she grabbed herself a new telly.