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Sex
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Woman Killed, As Seven Lions Attack Couple Having Sex
08 Mar 2013 by Jasmine Stone / 2 Comments
While Sharai Mawera and an unidentified fisherman friend were making the beast with two backs in the middle of “a bushy area” somewhere in Kariba, Zimbabwe, they had no idea that another beast was lurking in the distance. Actually, seven beasts were lurking. The pride of lions attacked the couple, and unfortunately Mawera could not get away. The […]
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Going Out With A Bang: The New Yorkers Planning To Have Sex During Today’s Apocalypse [VIDEO]
21 Dec 2012 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
With humanity’s climax about to be reached any minute now, horny New Yorkers are searching everywhere for that perfect spot and person to have sex with one final time.
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“Why Don’t You Just Marry That Thing?” – How Your Smart Phone Is Ruining Your Sex Life
18 Dec 2012 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Over 15% of respondents to a British online survey conducted BroadBandChoices.co.uk by admit that over-use of their smart phone while lying in bed is probably killing their sex life. Not ideal, but then again, if you own a smart phone and ever had someone in your bed, you’ve probably had to resist the urge to […]
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Hulk Hogan Offered Blank Cheque By Porn Industry For Sex Tape
09 Oct 2012 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
The people over at sex.com have decided to open their wallets in a bid to distribute Hulk Hogan’s now infamous sex tape – described online as “a fucking masterpiece.” Why wouldn’t they, with the tape featuring a suntanned bleached-blond with huge boobies, and a woman.
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SWEAT: Sex Workers Are People Too
28 Jun 2012 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
The Sex Workers Education and Advocacy Taskforce, which has the unfortunate acronym of “SWEAT,” has issued a call for greater tolerance of those that trade in the world’s oldest profession. This comes after a stabbing on Wetton Road in Wynberg, where two sex workers were attacked, leaving one dead.
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European Commission Draws Flack For “Sexy Female Scientist” Video
25 Jun 2012 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
The European Commission is drawing pretty widespread condemnation for releasing a video — ostensibly aimed at getting girls into science — which pretty much depicts female scientists as sexy models in short skirts who hang around bunsen burners, giggling. Take a look at what lady scientists apparently look like in Europe after the jump.
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The Stiletto Mega-Brothel, “Australia’s Largest Sex Venue”, Coming To Sydney [PICS]
21 Jun 2012 by Jasmine Stone / 1 Comment
The Stiletto in Sydney, fondly referred to as a mega-brothel, is set to become Australia’s largest sex premises. A multi-million-dollar expansion is currently underway. In future, patrons will be hanging out in rooms featuring multiple king-size beds and pool tables. Slightly N5FW images of the “construction process”, after the jump.
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Model Livetweets Married Actor’s Awkward Attempt At Seduction
07 Jun 2012 by Jasmine Stone / 9 Comments
Ha! Model Melissa Stetten found herself getting hit on by vaguely-famous actor Brian Presley on a flight out of Los Angeles. Using this new thing called ‘the internet,’ she identified Presley as a married, outspoken Christian with a five-year-old kid. So she livetweeted his ridiculously awkward attempt at hooking up with her. Watch it unfold below.
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Fake Louis Vuitton Condoms Go Viral On Twitter
10 Feb 2012 by Jasmine Stone / 1 Comment
The Twittosphere went a little gaga earlier this week over pictures of a supposed line of Louis Vuitton condoms that the luxury French fashion house was planning to unleash on their highbrow clientele.
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American Universities Purchasing ‘.XXX’ Porn Domain Names
14 Nov 2011 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
The .xxx domain, set to launch by the end of the year, is meant to be the domain of choice for porn sites. Which is dandy, but means that opportunists could register ‘google.xxx,’ for instance, and capitalize on Google’s popularity – so American universities are purchasing .xxx domains to keep people from making porn sites with their names in them.
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Grindr Creators Unveil New App For Straight People [VIDEO]
31 Oct 2011 by Jasmine Stone / 1 Comment
In response to demand, the creators of Grindr have created a similar app that is aimed at straight people, called Blendr. However, besides the difference in target market, will there be a fundamental difference in how the two apps are used? I’ll let the Taiwanese news animators explain their not so subtle take on it:
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Brazilian Farmer Fathers Fifty Kids
20 Sep 2011 by Jasmine Stone / 2 Comments
Take note, Steve Hofmeyer – you might think your shit is hot with all your kids spread around that side of the boerewors curtain, but if we actually measured fortune in family-size, then Luiz Costa De Oliveira, a 90-year-old farmer from Rio Grande do Norte in Brazil, could be hitting up the Forbes 500.
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Women’s “Sex Strike” Ends Fighting In Philippine Villages
19 Sep 2011 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Awesome. Women on the Philippine island of Mindanao, growing tired of the continuing separatist warfare interfering in their everyday goings-on, decided to take matters into their own hands. And by hands, I mean pants. They organized a “sex strike”, which brought a quick end to fighting between the two villages.
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Officer Gets Fired For Getting Busy On The Bonnet Of A Car
05 Sep 2011 by Jasmine Stone / 3 Comments
You can imagine the New Mexico police chief was shocked when a security video of the officer and the woman surfaced. The irony here is that the officer, known only as ‘Lopez’, was recently given the title of 2009’s police officer of the year. He was also awarded a ‘challenge’ coin for going over and above the call of duty. That’s what she said.
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PETA – How Vegans Will Invade Porn
22 Aug 2011 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
The website will be full XXX, but here’s the twist, the porn will be coupled with graphic images of mistreated animals. With previous campaigns seeing the likes of Ron Jeremy and Jenna Jameson, this isn’t exactly shocking. Just weird. Now I can think of a few other words to make with the P, the T and the A.
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It’s Not Porn, It’s A Documentary – Courtesy Of Qantas Air
17 Aug 2011 by Jasmine Stone / 1 Comment
Yes, ladies and gentlemen, a 50-minute long ‘instructional video’ is now available on the in-flight entertainment systems of select few Qantas flights. The movie, called ‘The Female Orgasm Explained’, claims to explain the ‘mysteries’ of female sexual pleasure. Don’t be surprised if, on you’re next long haul, you find a third sock in the complimentary toilet bag.
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Moscow’s First Sex Museum A.K.A The ‘G-Spot’
15 Jul 2011 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
When opening a sex museum in a country where, publicly, sex almost doesn’t exist, you had better make sure that it’s as offensive as possible, since controversy is sure to follow. I’m pretty sure naming it Tochka G, meaning G-spot in Russian, and covering the walls with images of Putin sword-dick-fighting Obama, should do the trick.
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Sex Will Kill You
23 Mar 2011 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Now, now, before you panic, you just need to ask yourself whether you exercise regularly or not. You don’t? Well then I am sorry to inform you that you will die the next time you engage in sexual intercourse.
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Facebook Causes 20% Of American Divorces
10 Mar 2011 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Well, I mean not totally – it’s the evidence found on Facebook as grounds for the dissolution of marriage which causes 20% of all divorce cases in the US, but still. Big number. Increasingly, social networking sites form the primary source of evidence in custody battles and divorce proceedings, so heads up.
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Want Free Condoms? There’s An App For That
16 Feb 2011 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Yes, I know, me and everybody’s grandma used ‘there’s an app for that’ as the headline, but that’s because me and everybody’s grandma have an awesome sense of humour. New York’s Health Department released a smartphone app for finding free condom distribution points via GPS on Monday.
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Dating Site Calculates The Best First Date Questions
09 Feb 2011 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Well this is pretty awesome. Researchers at OkCupid waded through 776 million matches of questions and answers between would-be-couples, and matched those against relationships success rates – and come up with some bizarre, awesome data. Apparently beer drinkers put out more.
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Monday Education: Whales Have Threesomes
24 Jan 2011 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Well I don’t know about you, but I think marine biology just got slightly more interesting. A 2005 paper observing a menage a trois coupling between right whales recently appeared online, with photos that are NSFW but only if your boss knows what you’re looking at or has a working knowledge of whale genitalia.
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Missionary Not So Boring
19 Oct 2010 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
It is considered the most boring of all the positions, until now! The good ol’ church-approved missionary is apparently a rather orgasmic position…Who knew?
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