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Sepp Blatter
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BREAKING: Sepp Blatter Has Been Suspended
08 Oct 2015 by Kiernan / No Comments
Ding dong the witch is dead, or at the very least the initial blow has been landed. FIFA are cleaning house and Sepp’s in big kak now.
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Tokyo Sexwale For FIFA President?
04 Aug 2015 by Kiernan / No Comments
As the race for FIFA’s top seat heats up it looks like one of our own might throw his name into the hat. Good luck Tokyo, competition is stiff.
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Raining Money – Sepp Blatter Pranked By Comedian At Press Conference [Video]
20 Jul 2015 by Kiernan / No Comments
Congrats on making it through Monday. As a reward you now get to watch a visibly riled Sepp Blatter fall victim to a prank at his press conference in Zurich.
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Wednesday Morning Spice
01 Jul 2015 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
Cuba eliminates mother-to-baby HIV transmission. A-list Hollywood couple announce divorce. Greece defaults on IMF. Blatter to skip World Cup final. Arms deal inquiry: It’s a wrap. Lufthansa’s bad Germanwings compensation. Latest from Wimbledon.
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Blatter Might Not Step Down After All
15 Jun 2015 by Kiernan / No Comments
Bloated moron and all-round unpopular football autocrat Sepp Blatter may be having second thoughts about hanging up his presidential boots. Not again Sepp, have mercy.
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Whoah: They’ve Suspended 2026 FIFA World Cup Bidding!
10 Jun 2015 by Kiernan / No Comments
As the wheels come off the FIFA machine they have taken the drastic step of suspending the bidding process to host the 2026 tournament. I thought Qatar were going to buy that one as well?
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Cheers Sepp – FIFA Has Set A Date For Electing Their New President
10 Jun 2015 by Kiernan / No Comments
FIFA look to have set a date for their emergency meeting to vote on a new president. Definitely a case of shutting the stable door after the horse has bolted but hey, it’s a start.
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Egypt Delivers Bombshell Details About FIFA’s 2010 Bribe Request
08 Jun 2015 by Kiernan / No Comments
You know your fingers may have become too sticky when you’re trying to solicit bribes from just about everyone in the footballing world. Yep, more damning allegations against FIFA.
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Get Up To Speed – All Of Our FIFA Articles In One Place
05 Jun 2015 by Kiernan / No Comments
Over the past nine days we have seen FIFA fall apart at the seams and yet another example of our government’s denial in the face of damning evidence. Here’s your blow-by-blow account.
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REVEALED: Please Enjoy This Letter Danny Jordaan Wrote To FIFA
05 Jun 2015 by Kiernan / No Comments
Another letter has emerged in the exchange leading up to the payment of the $10 million, this time sent by Danny Jordaan and calling officials out by name.
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Trevor Noah Pokes Fun At FIFA And Talks About Nkandla
04 Jun 2015 by Kiernan / No Comments
Trevor Noah is back on our shores and couldn’t resist the chance to get a few digs in at FIFA and Sepp Blatter. Over to you.
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Jack Warner Fears For His Life But It Won’t Stop The ‘Avalanche’ – Football’s Can Of Worms
04 Jun 2015 by Kiernan / No Comments
As FIFA executives fall like dominoes and begin to blabber Jack Warner has joined the chorus – although he still maintains his innocence in the face of overwhelming evidence.
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Gareth Cliff And Sports Minister Mbalula Are Having A Twitter Bitch Fight
03 Jun 2015 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
I adore Gareth Cliff and his strong opinions. They’re usually the truth and are well backed up with facts. Much like this one, which has started a little Twitter war.
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Jack Warner Is About To Be Arrested
03 Jun 2015 by Kiernan / 1 Comment
The man who sits front and centre in the accusations against South Africa’s 2010 World Cup bid is in a world of trouble. There’s now more forces hot on his heels.
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Epic Sepp Blatter Quotes Over The Years
03 Jun 2015 by Kiernan / No Comments
As Sepp flees for safety let’s take a stroll down memory lane and relive some of his finer and more poignant moments. What’s that you say about women’s football Sepp?
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WATCH: Sepp Blatter’s Resignation Speech
03 Jun 2015 by Kiernan / No Comments
Football fans around the world breathed a collective sigh of relief yesterday as Sepp Blatter abandoned ship and resigned as president of FIFA. You’re not getting away that easily.
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YOH: Here’s The Actual Letter That Shows SA Paying $10M Bribe To FIFA
02 Jun 2015 by Kiernan / No Comments
Yes, this is pretty much the proof we’ve all been waiting for – the explosive piece of evidence that lays bare our corrupt 2010 World Cup bid.
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Tuesday Morning Spice
02 Jun 2015 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Blatter is knyping. Intel spending $16bn. Apple’s new streaming service. Malema sequestration withdrawn. Malaysia airlines not in good shape. Ferry with 450 on board sinks. Tracy Morgan’s first interview. New Harry Potter star revealed.
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You’ll Love Putin’s Take On The FIFA Scandal
29 May 2015 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
With America practically attacking poor Sepp Blatter (god, what a name, I love saying it) he is almost surely looking around for a few people to take his side…
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Was It Tokyo? Here Are The Possible FIFA Bribe Co-Conspirators
29 May 2015 by Kiernan / No Comments
Whilst the indictment served by the US is yet to name exactly which South African officials were dishing out bribes, we may be closer to the truth.
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FIFA Congress Evacuated Due To Bomb Threat
29 May 2015 by Kiernan / No Comments
As scrutiny around the conduct of FIFA and its corrupt officials rages on today’s congress in Zurich saw violent threats made against the organisation. People are angry.
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Classic: We Bribed FIFA But Then Couldn’t Pay The Money
28 May 2015 by Kiernan / No Comments
It’s embarrassing enough being caught in the midst of a massive corruption scandal, but it’s even worse when you need help to pay your own bribes.
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Piers Morgan’s Epic Sepp Blatter Takedown
28 May 2015 by Kiernan / 7 Comments
Piers had the knives well and truly sharpened yesterday when he unleashed an insult-laden attack on FIFA’s top dog. Tell us what you really think Piers.
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Corrupt FIFA Officials Arrested At Swanky Swiss Hotel
27 May 2015 by Kiernan / 1 Comment
In what should come as a shock to absolutely nobody who follows football, corrupt Fifa officials are finally feeling the long arm of the law. Next stop, Sepp Blatter.
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Safa Too Incompetent To Grab Fifa Freebies?
11 Oct 2012 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Sepp Blatter is no-one’s favourite guy, but his Goal project – started in 1999 – has funded 600 projects in 199 member associations. Artificial pitches, association HQ’s, training centres have all been built totally on Fifa’s dime. How many projects have we got funded? Zero.
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Sepp Blatter Wants To End Penalties
25 May 2012 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Sepp Blatter is at it again. The FIFA president said today that penalty shoot-outs are “a tragedy”. He challenged Franz Beckenbauer, honorary president of Bayern Munich, and head of the Football Task Force 2014 – a panel that will recommend rule changes to football – to come up with an alternative.
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Sepp Blatter Says Racial Insults On Soccer Field “Should Be Forgotten”
17 Nov 2011 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
FIFA president Sepp Blatter said yesterday that racial insults on the soccer field are nothing more than “on-field provocation”. He also suggested that players should accept this as part of the game and simply shake hands at the end of the match. I was actually trying to think of something sarcastic to insert here, but I’m too busy weeping for humanity at the moment.
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The La Fee Absinthe-Minded Moment Of The Week
03 Jun 2011 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
We all have our lapses of judgment. But some of us make such horrendously poor decisions that one simply has to ask, “What were they on?”. Every week we bring you three contenders in what can only be described as a battle of small wits. So, with great pleasure we present this week’s three La […]
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Sink Sepp! The Video Game Is Here – Stop The Captain From Sailing
03 Jun 2011 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Disappointed with smug Sepp? Never fear, the interweb has a little something to ease that feeling for you on this, the hour that we officially welcome in the Cape Town Friday Rule. Sink Sepp allows players to fire cannons packed with exploding footballs at the Fifa boss while he tries to sail his ship.
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SEPP BLATTER IS A “DICKHEAD”
16 Jul 2010 by Jasmine Stone / 1 Comment
Love him or hate him, but mostly hate him, Sepp Blatter was the lucky recipient of the Order of the Companions of OR Tambo, bestowed upon his reverend person by the magnanimous nation of South Africa. Well, alright then. You diplomats brown nose each other in whichever way you prefer. But, oh sweet heavens, how […]
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