The holiday/horror puns are deep in a new movie featuring Santa, but with a gun.
The NSRI wanted to bring joy to the children of Cape Town by organising a visit from Santa. This Santa, however, didn’t quite have his sea legs yet.
I imagine firefighters tire of rescuing kittens from trees and humans from blazing infernos. What a lovely treat then to be called to a house where a naked lady requires your assistance. Glad to be of help, madam.
Just as I have my advent calendar with 25 bottles of red wine, to make the lead up to Christmas with the whole family survivable, you men can have this great calendar. PS We’re all waiting for the Cara one…
Kendall Jenner isn’t quite finished with her sexy santa thing just yet. She has loaded up some more spicy pics for your enjoyment on Instagram…
Santacon is a thing that happens in San Francisco every year; people dress up as Santa Claus and get very drunk. Public nudity is also legal in SF. So it makes sense for this year’s Santacon to have been an attempt at setting a Guinness World Record for the largest gathering of naked Santas ever.
An American gun club has invited children and their families to pose for pictures with Santa Claus – and a high-powered firearm! They are able to choose between grenade launchers, assault rifles and AK-47s. The picture, taken against a festive backdrop, will then feature on a holiday card. Afterwards, the families also get a chance to test out the machine guns.
Victoria Beckham, fashion designer and once sort-of singer, is considering baby names for her latest fashionable offspring. Rumour has it that, according to The Sun newspaper, “Santa” is very high up on the list.
First she tries to bite his head off but her flimsy little jaw can’t manage then she puts him under her stiletto and rams his fluffy head into the stage. Getting emotional here. Everybody’s cheering then the Gaga woman screams ”I hate the Holidays!” at the top of her lungs. Full on tears now. I’m crying.