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Royalty
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They’re Still Doing Debutante Balls And The Latest One Features A Kennedy
02 Dec 2013 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
The debutantes ball – where the next young crop women are freshened up, and presented to ‘polite society’.
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The Burning Question On Everyone’s Mind – Will Prince George Be Circumcised?
30 Jul 2013 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
We waited for him to be born, then we bet about what his name would be, now everyone wants to know if Prince George will get the snip. Apparently most of the aristocratic British families stopped circumcising sons in the 1970’s, so there is much speculation as to what the decision that Kate and William […]
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Get Up To Speed: The 6 King Georges Of England [PICS]
25 Jul 2013 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
These are the six King Georges of England. The majority of the kings were German, with one of them marrying a Catholic in secret. And two of the them had Academy Award winning Hollywood movies based on them.
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The Bets Are In: Here Are The Odds On What The Royal Baby’s Name Will Be
24 Jul 2013 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
If you thought seeing the royal baby was the last of this crazy worldwide phenomenon, then you were sorely mistaken. Enter the bookies. As a result of the speculation around what the newborn’s name will be, and the general British obsession with the royal family, thousands of Brits are placing bets on which names they […]
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The Best Royal Baby Jokes The Internet Has To Offer [VIDEO+PICS+GIF]
23 Jul 2013 by Jasmine Stone / 2 Comments
Your news feeds have been overflowing with the Royal birthing, but among the congratulations and “it’s a boy” messages, there have been some hilarious statements and jokes made. For those of you who still need the details, here they are: After being admitted to the Lindo wing in the early stages of labour at around […]
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Tuesday Morning Spice
23 Jul 2013 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
William and Kate welcome baby boy. Hansie Cronje in the dock. UK to block porn. Actor Dennis Farina dies. Snowden should move this week. Lady Gaga goes completely starkers. Airplane’s landing gear collapses.
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Before The Baby’s Born: Get A Handle On All Of The Titles In The British Royal Family [INFOGRAPHIC]
10 Jul 2013 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Good day! (curtsying) Now, there is no shame in admitting that you get confused with the spiderweb that is the Royal Family Succession. Buzzfeed, like they do best, have simplified the web in the form of this spiffing infographic. From The Queen herself to William and Catherine’s baby, this is just the thing you need […]
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People Will Be Fined For Bad Fashion At This Year’s Royal Ascot Race
21 Jun 2013 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
There are new rules for Royal Ascot fashion. Don’t worry if you are not properly dressed when you arrive – the “dress-code assistants” will be on hand to attend to your fashion needs.
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For The Laydezz: Prince Harry Tries His Hand At Baseball [VIDEO + GALLERY]
16 May 2013 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Prince Harry’s venture to the US resulted in a little more than a trip to Taco Bell. In promotion of his Couch Core flagship initiative, that he runs with his brother, the Prince tried his luck at some Baseball.
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Kate Middleton Awkwardly Left Hanging During Awards-Show Handshake [VIDEO]
18 Dec 2012 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Kate Middleton was awkwardly left hanging during a handshake attempt with this year’s runner-up at the BBC’s Sports Personality Of The Year Awards, Jessica Ennis. This was also Middleton’s first public appearance since being hospitalised with severe morning sickness two weeks ago.
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Pictures Personally Taken By Kate Middleton On Borneo Trip Revealed [GALLERY]
23 Nov 2012 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Pictures personally taken by Kate Middleton during her trip to the Malaysian part of Borneo in September have been published on the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge’s website. They were taken during a private walk with Prince William near the Danum Valley research station, and can also be seen on Middleton’s Flickr page.
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Banksy’s Latest Piece Spotted In London
15 May 2012 by Jasmine Stone / 1 Comment
Because nothing happens in Merrie England without Banksy offering some sort of comment on it, a new piece has been spotted near Poundland showing a child laborer at work sewing Union Jacks. Apparently this has something to do with Queen Elizabeth II’s Diamond Jubilee. Take a look! It’ll be a postcard soon.
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Swazi King’s 6th Wife, Of 13, Leaves Him Over “Physical And Emotional Abuse”
07 May 2012 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
King Mswati III is down another wife, leaving him only 12 to make do with. She is the second to have left in recent months, and cited “physical and emotional abuse” as the reason for her exit.
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Duchess Of Alba Topless Ibiza Beach Photo Surfaces On Eve Of Wedding
05 Oct 2011 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
You may recall a previous article on the three-times widowed, fantastically wealthy Duchess of Alba’s proposed remarriage to Alfonso Diez, a man 24 years her junior. I’m pretty sure the last thing anyone (especially her) wanted popping up was a topless photo of that 85-year-old struck match, on the cover of a magazine. Lawsuit, here we come. [No pics. Naughty.]
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The Duchess Of Alba Is Getting Remarried, At The Tender Age Of 85
26 Sep 2011 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
With a name like Doña Maria del Rosario Cayetana Alfonsa Victoria Eugenia Francisca Fitz-James Stuart y Silva, 18th Duchess of Alba, one might excuse her for looking like a struck match. Clearly someone does, seeing as the twice-widowed aristocrat is getting remarried to Alfonso Diez, a man 24 years her junior. The news was announced after she bequeathed every penny she owns, to her children.
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UK Company Launches Wills and Kate Prophylactic Memorabilia
07 Feb 2011 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
The British may have invented the missionary position but boy do they deserve credit for the latest kinky curio to celebrate their Royals. Self proclaimed leading supplier of heritage prophylactics, Crown Jewels Condoms Of Distinction, produced and already sold 1 000 purple boxes of condoms featuring a picture of Prince William staring lovingly into Kate’s eyes. Tasty.
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