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Robert Mugabe
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Proof That Mugabe Is Going Bonkers
16 Sep 2015 by Kiernan / No Comments
He may eat healthily and stay away from the evils of alcohol but age is catching up with old Bob. His latest blunder is evidence of that.
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ATT: White Farmers In Zimbabwe – You Can Stay On Your Farms
17 Jul 2015 by Kiernan / No Comments
Finally a select few white farmers in Zimbabwe will have some peace of mind after the government announced some drastic changes to their policy on white land ownership.
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Mugabe Wants To Ask Obama To Marry Him
01 Jul 2015 by Kiernan / No Comments
Would you believe me if I said Robert Mugabe had some disparaging things to say about the wicked ways of the West? Of course you would, let’s humour ourselves shall we?
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Newly Released Papers Confirm Mugabe As Mass Killing Architect
20 May 2015 by Kiernan / No Comments
Who would have thought the man who served lion and elephant meat at his party was capable of killing humans? More evidence of Uncle Bob doing what he does best.
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Mugabe’s Cousin’s Hummer Limo Is Something To Behold [Images]
14 May 2015 by Jasmine Stone / 1 Comment
If you thought Rich Kids of SA was anything to measure wealth against, I want to say you were wrong – Zimbabwe is the real wealth comparison.
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Watch Mugabe Say He ‘Doesn’t Want To See A White Face’
10 Apr 2015 by Jasmine Stone / 1 Comment
Robert Mugabe, I have no words for you right now other than please pack your bags and go back to your high-walled home in Zim.
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Picture Perfect – This Accidental Pic Of Robert Mugabe Is Epic [Image]
08 Apr 2015 by Kiernan / No Comments
Looks like Uncle Bob is trying something new fashion-wise these days. Here’s his latest style during his official state visit to our shores.
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Cops In Zim Are Quite Hectic [Video]
13 Mar 2015 by Kiernan / No Comments
We all know that our neighbours up north have it rough, what with their president being a bumbling fool and all, but this video is pretty tough to watch.
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Nando’s Desperate To Stop People Sharing This Hilarious Mugabe Ad
20 Feb 2015 by Jasmine Stone / 1 Comment
That day Mugabe fell. Haha. That is all. The memes have been phenomenal. Whilst Bob’s officials scrambled to delete all images, some clever kids got their creativity flowing.
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Tough To Stomach – Mugabe Will Serve Elephant And Lion Meat At His Birthday Bash
17 Feb 2015 by Kiernan / No Comments
I suppose we should all feel a pang of guilt each time we eat commercially-farmed livestock bought from a supermarket but hey, at least we aren’t eating elephants and lions Uncle Bob.
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Mugabe’s Spin Doctor Goes Into Overdrive – Jesus Would Have Tripped
05 Feb 2015 by Kiernan / No Comments
Zimbabwean state media aren’t shy of a bit of hyperbole when it comes to defending the honour of Robert Mugabe. He’s not the messiah, he’s a very naughty boy.
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Robert Mugabe Fell On His Poepstring Yesterday [Images]
05 Feb 2015 by Jasmine Stone / 1 Comment
The new chairman of the African Union took a little dive the other day, down the podium steps. I only wish this was on video… oh wait.
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Is Uncle Bob Really Our Best Option For AU Chair?
30 Jan 2015 by Kiernan / No Comments
It looks increasingly likely that Robert Mugabe will be appointed chairman of the African Union. Say what now?
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Will The Robert Mugabe Diet Beat The Tim Noakes Diet?
19 Jan 2015 by Kiernan / No Comments
One is a diet made famous by a rancorous elder gentleman who refuses to listen to other opinions. The other is the diet of the Zimbabwean president.
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CONGRATS! Grace Mugabe Just Got Her PhD In Record Time
18 Sep 2014 by Jasmine Stone / 1 Comment
Zim’s first lady managed to register, graft and graduate as doctorate of sociology in little over 2 months…Gracefully capped by hubby, Robert Mugabe.
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Wednesday Morning Spice
30 Jul 2014 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
Grace Mugabe for president? Russia sanctions get heavy. Bose suing Beats. Driverless cars in Britain sooner than you think. Rugby star guilty of assaulting beauty queen. Usain Bolt says games are shit. Masterchef finalist dies. Zoe Saldana naked.
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This Video Got Freshlyground Deported From Zimbabwe
05 May 2014 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Southern African band Freshlyground were scheduled to perform the closing number at the Harare International Festival of the Arts. Shortly after their arrival, however, Freshlyground were rounded up and shipped straight back to whence they came. Four years ago they were banned from performing in Zimbabwe as a result of their video: Chicken to Change. The video is aimed […]
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Bet You Didn’t Know This About Robert Mugabe
01 Apr 2014 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Oh, Mugabe. The nonagenarian is quite the controversial leader. Here are a couple of facts from Robert Mugabe’s upbringing, life and numerous terms as Zimbabwe’s president that we bet you didn’t know.
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They’re Running A Play In New York About Mugabe: ‘Breakfast With Mugabe’
20 Jan 2014 by Jasmine Stone / 1 Comment
‘Breakfast With Mugabe’ is a one-act play by British playwright Fraser Grace, and it’s currently on show off-Broadway at the Lion Theatre in New York.
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Monday Morning Spice
06 Jan 2014 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
Robert Mugabe has collapsed. New York to loosen marijuana laws. It’s -50C in some parts of the US. There’s a video of Schumacher’s crash. Bheki Cele reveals ‘hit list.’ Cape student kissed Cheryl Cole..
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Zimbabwean Opposition’s Future Is In Jeopardy After Losing Three Elections In A Row [AUDIO]
26 Sep 2013 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
The Movement for Democratic Change in Zimbabwe once raised hopes that President Robert Mugabe’s ZANU-PF could be defeated at the polls. But, after losing three elections in a row, the party is at war with itself and looks set for a slow death.
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Monday Morning Spice
05 Aug 2013 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
US overturns old iPhone import ban. Zuma hails Mugabe victory. Bieber shoves fan’s phone down his pants. Obama turns 52. Newsweek sold. Le Clos wins another gold. Government pays R1 billion for Mala-Mala
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If Mugabe Finds This Blogger Mole, It Won’t Be Pretty
11 Jul 2013 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
If you are trying to get the inside dish on President Robert Mugabe’s ruling party then listen out for this name, Baba Jukwa. Followers of this popular blogger will go to all lengths and heights it seems just to get the latest news.
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ANC Pledges Support For Robert Mugabe In Zimbabwe’s Upcoming Elections
12 Mar 2013 by Jasmine Stone / 4 Comments
On Tuesday the ANC pledged its support for President Robert Mugabe, and his Zanu–PF party. South Africa’s governing party has affirmed its intention to help Zanu-PF win the Zimbabwean general elections later this year. Keith Khoza, spokesperson for the ANC said: Zanu-PF has been governing Zimbabwe since 1980 and we feel they have gained the […]
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Zimbabwe Only Has R2 000 Left In The Government Bank Account
30 Jan 2013 by Jasmine Stone / 3 Comments
The Zimbabwean Finance Minister, Tendai Biti revealed yesterday that there are only R2 000 left in the country’s government public account.
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Is Mugabe Busy Dying?
03 Jul 2012 by Jasmine Stone / 4 Comments
Mad Bob is on his way to Singapore yet again, for what has been described by one of his aides as a routine medical checkup. The president’s faith in his own country’s healthcare system aside, is the 88 year-old on the way out?
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UN Appoints Robert Mugabe As International Ambassador For Tourism (No Spice)
30 May 2012 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Well this is awfully troubling. Robert Mugabe, and his buddy, and political ally, Zambian president Michael Sata, have been honoured as “leaders for tourism” by the UN’s World Tourism Organisation. They join the likes of Drew Barrymore, David Beckham, Orlando Bloom, and Ricky Martin.
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Mugabe: Same Sex Marriage Leads To Human Extinction
25 May 2012 by Jasmine Stone / 1 Comment
Zimbabwe’s President Robert Mugabe says that Zimbabwe and other African countries will never recognise gay marriage because it leads to “extinction”. Speaking at a women’s HIV/Aids conference in Harare yesterday, Mugabe, 88, stated emphatically that homosexuality goes against nature AND women’s rights. Why Mugabe – known for his anti-gay standpoint – was invited to talk at such an event is another question entirely.
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Robert Mugabe “Fighting For His Life” In Singapore Hospital
10 Apr 2012 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
After decades of fighting innocent and unarmed civilians, Robert Mugabe is now reportedly battling with death in a Singapore hospital. Confidential info released by WikiLeaks last month said Mugabe has prostate cancer that has spread to other organs. According to the report, he was also urged by his physician to step down in 2008, but had ignored the advice.
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Zimbabwe Bans Foreign Papers
03 Feb 2012 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Think our South African Protection of Information Bill is scary? It’s nothing on Zimbabwe’s media commission, which has announced that it will actively ban foreign newspapers and magazines henceforth.
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