Bill Skarsgard’s ‘The Crow’ Reboot Is Being Called The Worst Movie Of The Year [Video]
The Bill Skarsgard-led film opened to a paltry $4.6 million against a budget of $50 million, with an average score of 13% on Rotten Tomatoes.
Meghan Markle Reportedly Lands Dream Role In ‘Suits’ Spin-Off Series
The new show will “feature a female lead who bears an uncanny resemblance to Meghan’s previous character Rachel.” So Rachel 2.0.
Jay And Silent Bob Are Back To Take On Hollywood – Again [Trailer]
Fans can now rejoice at the return of Jay and Silent Bob, who are still determined to save their reputations from Hollywood scriptwriters.
And Now There’s A Starship Troopers Remake
Sony is in the process of rebooting the subervisve, anti-fascist 1997 film Starship Troopers – also known as the movie with a post-Doogie Howser, pre-Barney Stinson Neil Patrick Harris. The reboot follows the trend of such franchise remakes as RoboCop and Total Recall, where satire and irony get cut out and replaced with 3D and totally slick graphics.
Antje Traue Cast As Villain In Superman Reboot
German actress Antje Traue has been cast as ‘Faora,’ villainous accomplice to the no-less-ridiculous-sounding Zod in the Zack Snyder-directed Superman reboot. Since we’re now assured at least one slow-motion high-definition Traue scene, the reboot might be worth looking at, Snyder notwithstanding.