So this is quite interesting. Out of nowhere Russia suggested that instead of attacking Syria, the international community should take control of Syria’s chemical weapons. Obama didn’t mind that. Neither does Syria, it seems..
Obama and Putin spent 15 seconds together at the G20. Russia mocks Britain. Guess what the ‘song of the summer’ is? More Wits university sex pest lecturers. Berlusconi has a video. Scarjo engaged. 6 inch iPhone?
Current Wimbledon champion announces retirement. Egypt bloodbath. Vavi is out. FIFA guns for Russia’s anti-gay vibe. Lohan will be on Eastbound & Down. Gaga goes nude (again).
Obama cancels Putin meeting. Lone Ranger loses Disney millions. Beyonce cycled to concert. Marilyn Told Jackie She Would Marry JFK. Simon Cowell’s baby-momma gets house. Two rhino killed every day.
US very disappointed in Russia’s Snowden decision. Brett Goldin killers denied parole. Snowden gets job offer from Russia’s Facebook. Tsvangirai dismisses Zim election as ‘farce.’ Castro blames porn for kidnapping. Simon Cowell “Unbelievable story of betrayal.”
Putin will not stop Snowden. Incredible name mix-up helped Snowden leave Hong Kong. Relatives gather at Mandela gravesite. Obama won’t visit Mandela. Gambino crime family gets new Godfather. 5 held for dumping poo at CT International. Beckham next Bond?
SA not digging 2009 G8 Summit spying report. Obama and Putin square off over Syria. Jay Z’s new album drops July 4. Kate Moss to pose for Playboy. Putin denies stealing superbowl ring. There is a new Miss USA. Julian Assange marks 1-year in embassy.
Putin reacts to topless protestor in his face. People confused Thatcher death with Cher yesterday. Elon Musk responds after Sarah Palin calls his car a ‘loser.’ Thieves steal 9 tons of Nutella. Trojan turns your PC into a Bitcoin mining slave.
Yesterday marked the 60th birthday of recently re-elected Russian President, Vladimir Putin. In celebration of the momentous occasion, the President graced his citizens with a first-person documentary which depicted his abilities as the tireless, hard-working, unexaggerated national treasure that he believes he is.
Lonmin makes offer to workers. Malema in firing line. Topless pics of Kate hit stands today. Calls for calm as protests erupt over anti-islam film. Film maker is a meth cooker. Lamborghini recalls 1,500 supercars. The crazy things women will do when turned on.
Nokia admit advert was fake. Putin discusses group sex. Motlanthe chosen to challenge Zuma. NY Fashion week party photos. Dr. Dre topples Jay Z. Natalie wins third gold. Why you shouldn’t boycott Woolworths. Top 100 apps for all phones.
Tens of thousand of protestors have done something awesome, and there wasn’t even any violence involved. Vladimir Putin is up for re-election in Russia, and a lot of people aren’t happy about it. Instead of petrol bombs and angry mobs, something much cooler happened. Check it out.
Russian Prime Minister and, let’s face it, soon-to-be-President-again, Vladimir Putin has made calls for a “Eurasian Union” as part of his presidential campaign platform. A Eurasian Union made of entirely of former Soviet Union states. Because it worked so well the last time that happened.