When you buy something that is clearly marked “100% pork”, you probably expect the product to be just that. Enter Woolies and their smoked ham.
An Idaho company has designed and developed a bullet that is coated in pork to prohibit any martyrs from entering paradise. Jihawg Ammo “is only effective if you are attacked by an Islamist in Jihad”.
It’s time to start getting a little worried, gang. Soon that Saturday morning English breakfast is going to be missing its most vital ingredient, and your bacon and egg roll will become nothing more than just an egg roll. It’s coming – the porkpocalypse.