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The Pope Has Confessed He Stole From Dying Man, Explains Why
07 Mar 2014 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Pope Francis made his very own confession recently, admitting to stealing a dead priest’s rosary cross from the casket. He pried the rosary from the corpse’s dead hands.
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Good Vs. Evil? – Black Crow Brutally Attacks Pope’s Peace Doves [VIDEO]
28 Jan 2014 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Tens of thousands of people watched as two children standing either side of Pope Francis released two white doves in a symbolic appeal for peace in Ukraine. At that point, a seagull and a large black crow swept down, and attacked the doves.
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This Is TIME Magazine’s Person Of The Year
12 Dec 2013 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
According to the managing editor, deciding on Time’s person of the year is “not about how good or bad someone has been but how much of a difference they’ve made.” So who has followed in the footsteps of Joseph Stalin, Mark Zuckerberg, and last year’s winner – Barack Obama?
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Kid Photobombs Pope – Sits In His Chair [PICS]
31 Oct 2013 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
I imagine this is the closest we’ll get to feeling like Bill Cosby in ‘Kids Say The Darnedest Things’, because we just found this kid who did the darnedest thing. Last Saturday Pope Francis gave a speech “about families” to thousands of pilgrims who had traveled a long way to see the man in the white dress.
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A Message For All Atheists From The Pope: It’s Cool
13 Sep 2013 by Seth Rotherham / 2 Comments
The Independent is reporting that Pope Francis has stated that non-believers would be forgiven by God if they followed their consciences. Here’s exactly what he said:
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Behold: The Pope’s First Selfie
02 Sep 2013 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Days after the word “selfie” officially got added to the Oxford English Dictionary, a photo of the pope doing exactly that has gone viral
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Is The Pope Actually A Christian?
02 Aug 2013 by Jasmine Stone / 3 Comments
The actions of Pope Francis seem to have startled many, from washing the feet of prisoners, women and Muslims to his Homily including the comment that “the Lord has redeemed all of us… even the atheists”. He sent words of wisdom to Italy’s Muslim immigrants before the commencement of Ramadan.
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Pope Bins The Popemobile And Goes For This Instead [PICS]
17 Jul 2013 by Jasmine Stone / 1 Comment
Pope Francis had recently appealed to religious leaders to make humble choices when it comes to choosing a car. And in light of that plea, the Pope arrived to lead his first public prayer at the papal summer home in Castel Gandolfo, Rome, in a modest car.
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The Vatican Made A Mistake – Atheists Will Actually Be Damned
30 May 2013 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Last week Pope Francis said in his homily that “everyone” will be redeemed. But now the Vatican’s spokesperson Rev. Thomas Rosica is taking a step back to “clear up” the remarks made by the Pope.
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Monday Morning Spice
27 May 2013 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
Oscar’s unpaid taxes. Vuyo Mbuli’s widow’s affair claims. Another soldier stabbed – France this time. Vintage Apple computer sells for R6.4 million. Cannes top winner. Pope says atheists can also go to heaven.
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Celebrate! Pope Frank Has Performed His First Exorcism! [VIDEO]
22 May 2013 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Pope Francis has performed his first exorcism, although the Vatican has denied this claim. It seems Pope Francis is successfully warding away the ‘evil’ he often speaks of.
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Thursday Morning Spice
09 May 2013 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
Denis Rodman asks Kim Jong Un to free American. Kidnapper baby born into plastic pool. Arrests over $50 diamond heist. SA lecturers are trading good marks for sex. Pharrell’s new NSFW music video. Honeymooner killed by shark. Great Gatsby is getting punished.
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Holy Cash: Understanding The Finances Of The Vatican
20 Mar 2013 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Pope Francis is the new leader of 1,2 billion Catholics. But he’s also the man in charge of the Vatican’s finances. Former pope, Benedict made progress in reforming the Vatican Bank by replacing the president and creating a financial-intelligence committee after allegeations of abuse and mismanagement spanning decades. Recent controversy Modern controversy surrounding the bank […]
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Tuesday Morning Spice
19 Mar 2013 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
Plot to chop off singer Joss Stones head uncovered. Hillary supports gay marriage. Bieber ‘kicked out’ of Paris hotel. China tells US to chill over N. Korea. Pope Francis has hired social media experts. Tiger Woods makes new lover official. Cape Epic news..
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Monday Morning Spice
18 Mar 2013 by Seth Rotherham / 1 Comment
SA cardinal says pedophilia is not a criminal condition. Bowie’s new album goes to number 1. ANC disbands Youth League Executive. Soccer star gets life ban for Nazi salute. First F1 of the year was a thriller in Melbourne. US company gets license to print 3D guns. Sharks embarrassed.
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This Woman’s Snub Could Have Turned Pope Francis To The Church
15 Mar 2013 by Jasmine Stone / 1 Comment
Ever wonder at what point in the pope’s life he chose to literally take a leap of faith and become a priest? When Pope Francis was just the wee age of 12, he had a relationship with a woman named Amalia Damonte. Now 76, Damonte has decided to tell the world about their “love-affair.” When […]
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Can We Expect A Dark Confession From Pope Francis?
15 Mar 2013 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
We’re only a few days into Pope Francis’ papacy, and already red flags are being raised, linking the Pope, and the role played by the Catholic Church in the brutal military dictatorship of Argentina. Both the Catholic Church and Pope Francis have been accused of complicit silence during the “dirty war” that was waged on the […]
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Why Pope Francis Is The Best Cardinal For The Job
14 Mar 2013 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
According to odds given by Paddy Power, the election of Jorge Mario Bergoglio of Argentina for Pope was highly unlikely, with the Irish bet makers offering a 33-1 stack on Jorge becoming Pope. But Bergoglio is the hero the Catholic church needs, even if no one cares whether they deserve it or not. Pope Francis […]
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10 Interesting Facts About Pope Francis To Impress Your Friends
14 Mar 2013 by Jasmine Stone / 3 Comments
Last night white smoke billowed from the Sistine Chapel, signalling the election of the new Pope. Cardinal Jorge Bergoglio was the chosen one to lead the Catholic Church, and was officially sworn in with the name of Francis. But everyone knows that by now. If you want to be the one to impress your friends […]
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Woody Allen Is The New Pope – Decides To Call Himself ‘Pope Francis’
13 Mar 2013 by Jasmine Stone / 2 Comments
Ok it’s not really Woody Allen, but damn Jorge Bergoglio of Argentina looks a lot like the Bullets Over Broadway director! Anyway, the new guy is 76 years old and is also the first non-European leader of the church in more than 1,000 years.
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