This week, a scientific journal published research featuring bogus imagery made with Midjourney, one of the most popular AI image generators. You’re going to want to see it but don’t believe it.
An Eastern Cape man has been arrested after he allegedly tried to sell the penis of a 68-year-old man.
The figure, carved into a hill in the English countryside, has recently undergone scientific testing, shedding light on its origins.
People watching a BBC Wales panel discussion about unemployment during the pandemic noticed something out of sorts on one interviewee’s bookshelf.
Yet another monument with mysterious origins has gone missing, only this time it was shaped like a penis.
Jeffrey Toobin is the ultimate cautionary tale for anyone wanting to do something dodgy in the middle of a Zoom video call.
Pricasso has applied his talented penis to a portrait of our very own Steve Hofmeyr, ahead of his appearance in Pretoria.
Online food delivery service Mr D is in hot water, after one of their drivers dropped off an order with a side of seriously indecent exposure.
Ever wondered what Donald Trump’s downstairs looks like? Nah, me neither, but thanks to Stormy Daniels we now have an intimate idea.
You’ve probably heard the facts and figures about average penis sizes. So, how do they stack up against things you might find at home or in the office?
If you thought a video game about a penis called John was a stupid idea, you’d be wrong to the tune of R20 million.
The Bieber – Bloom feud has been reignited, with nude pics from both camps leaving many wondering if it’s all for show.
It’s something you’ve probably heard said out loud before, although it turns out science ain’t exactly backing up that theory.
Drawing penises on things is what almost every boy does growing up – but these men never stopped and now they’re exhibiting their creations.
Adolf Hitler was known to have one hell of a temper, his shouting and screaming a staple of his political speeches. Now we might understand why.
Soraya Doolbaz takes pictures of men’s penises dressed up in clothes, and gets paid for it…
Ahh revenge. Watch this chick tune her boyfriend after he awakens from her setting his penis on fire.
A group of German scientists decided to take pity on ugly penis owners everywhere by conducting a study to find out what exactly makes the perfect ding-dong
Before I even show you any of these, I’m going to start with a few drawings from the ladies in the 2ov office…
Prior to learning about this festival, I have only ever seen this many penises at Bachelorette Parties. Ladies, we’ve been doing it wrong.
A big, hard, woody congratulations to those at the University of Stellenbosch who today confirmed the world’s first successful penile transplant.
Tom Ford can do no wrong in my eyes. A) he is ridiculously good-looking, B) THAT fragrance, and C) who doesn’t want a perfectly cut Tom Ford suit? Now he has a penis pendant, because why not?
A Tesco-branded buttermilk packaging features some interesting shapes that don’t exactly make any sense. But at least it draws attention…
Prepare to be shocked, as according to a rapist’s lawyer, raping someone using your finger is not as serious as using a penis.
Ah, spray paint. Not just for walls and the sides of trains. Here we see it on a crazy expensive car. Grab a tissue, ’cause this is SAD.
How do you feel about your man stick? Are you happy with it, or do you have raging jealousy over the other men around you? Try being this guy…
Sir Ian Botham’s #middlestump has gone viral…not the middle stump you would think though. Please enjoy Sir penis.
There are a lot of things out there that accidentally look like genitalia, and if we are honest it is more often than not our own minds finding penises where there are perhaps not really any… but this is DEFINITELY a penis, isn’t it?
It’s very important to take good pictures of your house when selling it – good quality photos that show off the best aspects of your house. Amongst other things…
Prepare for giggly uninformative answers.